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You are no longer a passive host. You are now an evil Queen Slayer. Here is your royal kit and decree… \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eI, Angela Shelton, am a filmmaker and funny superhero. 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Take away from food or other herbs (2 capsules or 1\/2 tsp in water) to soak up parasite poop + die-off.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e I put in some snacks like apricot seeds for when you feel queasy. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI add toys and fun things like a kazoo because you have to STFU When you begin parasite cleansing, and that is sacred truth frequency united. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWARNING: THIS IS SPIRITUAL WARFARE. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhen you begin slaying parasites on all levels, they fight back. They are in your gut, tissues, mind, and aura and they \u003cem\u003eCOMMUNICATE WITH EACH OTHER and do not want you to succeed. \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003eYou may have dreams, flashes, old fears or angers pop up - that is them trying to stay alive. You are not hungry; the worms are. Ewwww... \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYour poop may never be the same, but neither will your body, mind, and spirit! \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e🎥  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eQR Code Video Walkthrough\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIn your box you will get a QR code that goes to a page of video tutorials. I also email you instructions and we have weekly lives—ask me anything! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStart your holy take back of your body today! And slay the queens in the full moon! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou will get access to our private Skool with replays of ways to slay them on the full moon and recipes and lots of things to make the horrible hilarious! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e🧄 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePantry Guide: How NOT to Feed Parasites\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🛑 FOODS TO AVOID (Their Favorite Buffet):\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e❌ Sugar (white, brown, agave, syrups — they love it all)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e❌ Processed foods \/ fast foods\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e❌ Alcohol (especially beer and wine — fungal friends)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e❌ Wheat + gluten-heavy products (they inflame + protect parasites)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e❌ Pasteurized dairy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e❌ Factory meat\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e❌ Seed oils (canola, soybean, corn oil — inflammatory nightmares)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e❌ (we cannot speak of that here)\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🥦 FOODS TO STOCK UP ON (Starve the Parasites + Nourish You):\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✅ Bitter greens (dandelion, arugula, parsley, cilantro)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✅ Garlic, onions, ginger, turmeric (they HATE it)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✅ Cruciferous veggies (broccoli, cabbage, kale)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✅ Pasture-raised meats\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✅ Wild-caught fish\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✅ Herbal teas: Pau d’Arco, peppermint, fennel, wormwood, tulsi\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✅ Coconut oil, ghee, olive oil\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🛍️ Pantry Must-Haves for Parasite Prevention:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eApple cider vinegar\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRaw honey\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBlack walnut hull powder or tincture\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eClove powder\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWormwood capsules or tincture\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDiatomaceous earth\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBentonite clay\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eActivated charcoal\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePink salt or sea salt\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCastor oil (that's our baby!)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCacao nibs (sugar-free chocolate cravings slayer)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDigestive bitters\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🌕 This becomes your post-cleanse Pantry Paradise and supports your liver, lymph, and gut while preventing reinfection.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e The very first step when you open up this can of worms - ewwww - are your WORDS!! \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eSTFU And be sure to watch my lives and come into our groups and when you get your box, don’t be scared I make you laugh for a reason and get the field guide with it so that it walks you through it and I also put in the celery because it’s funny and give you a water bottle because you can make you concoctions to carry with you and of course you get my oil and a roller and the spicy roller.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThose of you on the sub subscription boxes will get creams and lip balms on months they are created. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eYour body is holy and not a place that any demon or parasite can feed upon any longer! \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Angela Shelton","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42517466021975,"sku":null,"price":222.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0590\/0809\/0199\/files\/B38A1ECC-321A-4861-92F7-4ABBF95656B7.jpg?v=1779481616"},{"product_id":"wholy-shift","title":"Angela's WHoly Shift","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor those who don't fit in boxes.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYOUR WHOLY SHIFT is Your One Piece!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis shift exists because I needed a physical, tangible object that represented the figurative WHoly Shift we are making and a multifunctional one piece to escape the matrix. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShift your life.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShift your attitude.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShift your energy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShift your reality.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShift your identity.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShift your outfit - hundreds of ways! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShift from hot mess to Holy Hot Mom.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShift from the beach to the forest.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShift from motorcycle to meditation.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShift from airplane to altar.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShift from confusion to clarity.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShift from pain to power.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eIf you get a Wholy Shift then you get access to Sacred Circus for life!\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis WHoy Shift can keep up with all of it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt’s multifunctional because I believe in having fewer things with more meaning.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eYour one piece wholy shift is 100% BAMBOO because parasites don’t like that!  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis is a garment, a tool, a comfort object, a fashion statement, and a survival piece all in one.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt’s the very first piece of my full fashion line.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt is literally the blueprint of what I stand for.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWith every Shift you get:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe rope for tying, transforming, draping, wrapping, or turning it into a dress, cape, hood, sling, shawl, or fort.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA secret pocket with a hidden zipper to keep your treasures safe - including your clasps because this is ORIGAMI FOR THE BODY. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eClasps for wearing it hands-free or in travel mode\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe freedom to invent new versions I haven’t even thought of yet\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe satisfaction of knowing your Shift has a hundred lives and you only need one piece of clothing to do them all! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eIt becomes a BAG and a PILLOW too! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eIt's also a fabulous SCARF! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI recommend having two because you’ll wear it constantly.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt looks good on every body type, in every season, in every situation.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhen you come to my private performances and secret gatherings, you will want this.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou’ll know why the moment you put it on.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt is the costume, the tool, the badge, the signal, and the comfort of the Rebel Star path.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhen you buy today, you are not just buying a Shift.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou are stepping into a story.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou are becoming part of my history and creating your own. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis started from my story in foster care and being presented with all my stuff in a black bag like me and my life was trash. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI went from poverty to performing and became a model back in day when models had names and I always thought that a fashion line with just a few outstanding pieces made so much more sense and provided layers of survival, saves money, and wastes not. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNOW - you have survival gear AND a hot black dress when you need it! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou are saying yes to your own WHoly Shift.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eChoose your style: Limited Wormwood Camo or Black on Black - all 100\u0026amp; Bamboo\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eChoose your version.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eChoose yourself.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis is the first hundred.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAfter that, the price changes and the Forever-Ticket disappears.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYour WHoly Shift begins the moment you say yes.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eONE SIZE FITS ALL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e100% Bamboo COMES WITH:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eI Shift 54” x 45” of luxurious 100% Bamboo -\u003c\/strong\u003e black on black or black on camo\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e+ 1 rope to create your bag, belt, wings, cape etc \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e+ 1 traveling pocket \u003c\/strong\u003ewith a \u003cstrong\u003ezipper pouch \u003c\/strong\u003ewith \u003cstrong\u003eLOVE \u003c\/strong\u003eto be next to you anywhere\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e+ 4 Clasps \u003c\/strong\u003eto play with your own creations \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBlack on Black is the signature Shift, always on order! Black is on the way! \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBlack on Wormwood Camo is the limited edition. Give 4-6 weeks for the first batch.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAllow 4 weeks for delivery of the first Shifts from our ethically sourced and female owned and operated factory in India. Wow!! Yes, wow! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGet Shifted! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e","brand":"Angela Shelton","offers":[{"title":"Black on Black Bamboo","offer_id":42087849295959,"sku":null,"price":333.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Woodworm Camo on Black Bamboo","offer_id":42087849361495,"sku":null,"price":157.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0590\/0809\/0199\/files\/IMG-0851.jpg?v=1779733597"},{"product_id":"holy-hot-mom-sacred-circus-blend-botanical-recovery-oil-for-tension-and-stress","title":"Holy Hot Mom Ex-it Oil: Sacred Circus Blend","description":"\u003ch2\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEx-it Chronic Pain From Your Body\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eA limited-edition 8x potency batch brewed for the Sacred Circus tent revival to soothe sore muscles, soften stress, heighten rituals, and gently exorcise whatever’s been living in your lower back.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInfused for \u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e4 months\u003c\/span\u003e in small batches with castor oil, medicinal herbs, flower resins, and sacred botanicals traditionally used for body care and grounding.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e***Due to the potency and limited supply,\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"font-bold text-hhm-midnight\"\u003eSacred Circus Blend\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eis only available in 2oz. But, fear not! The next brew is coming. \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eBuying an\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e8oz\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ebottle now is\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"italic\"\u003ereserving\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ethe next batch, which will ship by June 10th.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping note: Due to high volume, please allow \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e10-14 days processing time before shipment\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u0026lt;br\u0026gt;\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGood for—\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e✦ necks\u003cbr\u003e✦ backs\u003cbr\u003e✦ hips\u003cbr\u003e✦ bellies\u003cbr\u003e✦ beards\u003cbr\u003e✦ scars\u003cbr\u003e✦ tattoos\u003cbr\u003e✦ \u0026amp; all your lips, holes, and souls\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u0026lt;br\/\u0026gt;\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eGood for sore muscles, tired nervous systems, hips, feet, backs, bellies, scars, tattoos, and all your lips, holes, and souls.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWarm, earthy, resinous, and sexy!\u003cbr\u003e(Unless it’s spicy.)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOnly available until sold out\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ \u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePeople report real shifts in pain, intimacy, mood, and how they move through the world.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003e“I’ve had back pain for years. This lifted it like magic.” \u003c\/em\u003e— David\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003e“No joke. The pain is gone. How did you do that?”\u003c\/em\u003e — Mike\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003e“My fibromyalgia flare stopped instantly.” \u003c\/em\u003e— Roxie\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003e“Hemorrhoids for 28 years — gone.” \u003c\/em\u003e— Marina\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003e“Holy cow, my hemorrhoids are gone!”\u003c\/em\u003e — Zana\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat People Use It For\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eWe ain't claiming anything that belongs to perps. We witness awakenings.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Daily body or anointing ritual\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Tension, soreness, tired skin\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Vulva, balls, beard, lymph nodes - yes, put it on your booty hole!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Feet, hips, back, belly, scars, tattoos\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ That thing you don’t want to talk about but want relief from\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat’s Inside\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eAll-organic castor, calendula, and apricot kernel oils slowly infused with:\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e✦ Comfrey\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Elder Flower\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Japanese Knotweed\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Nettle\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Mullein\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Yarrow\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Linden Flower\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFinished with—\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e✦ Frankincense \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Myrrh\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Vitamin E\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Edible Gold (that’s not glitter)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Holy Hot Mom’s sacred flower blend\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u0026lt;br\u0026gt;\u003cbr\u003eSlow-brewed in tiny batches with u✧n✧\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ef✧o✧r✧s✧e✧e✧n levels of devotion.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u0026lt;br\/\u0026gt;\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ \u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy It Works\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Castor oil. (Your grandma was right.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Ancient herbs nobody can patent.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Brewed slowly for months, never mass-produced.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Started in my kitchen while trying to survive a parasite cleanse and fix my own butt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ \u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTurns out it’s fantastic for \u003cem\u003eeveryone\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for—\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e✦ neck, jaw, lymph points\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e✦ wrists, behind knees\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e✦ quick grounding during stress\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e✦ on-the-go relief\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e✦ pack in your bag for a rejuvenating lift during the day\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e✦ Use anywhere on your body - avoid your eyes \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e⏳ Made to order.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlease allow 7–14 days for herbs to steep and batches to finish.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ \u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy People Reorder and Become Wholesale Affiliates \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e☞ This oil tends to become part of people’s lives.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e☞ People use it after long days, hard workouts, emotional spirals, massages, festivals, road trips, intimacy, and mysterious shoulder pain that appeared out of nowhere.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e☞ Some keep it beside the bed.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e☞ Some keep it in the car.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e☞ Some hide bottles from their partners.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e☞ It’s not just body oil.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e☞ It’s relief, ritual, and a tiny moment of exhale.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eChoose your bottle above and see where your body asks for it.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Angela Shelton","offers":[{"title":"2 oz","offer_id":41915052589143,"sku":null,"price":69.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8 oz","offer_id":42069405761623,"sku":null,"price":242.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0590\/0809\/0199\/files\/v_Y0AfnXXoqtmBsiPSy3Zw_8xPvCQYbSLqsLmKEwa8M7A_cover_2k.png?v=1778280911"},{"product_id":"celery-queen","title":"🌱✨ CELERY SOLDIERS Box and WAND!","description":"\u003ch1 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA Hot Mom Box with a Wand! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eBecome a Celery Soldier! YOUR JOB, should you choose to accept it, is to LAUGH, SPREAD JOY, and ELEVATE the LOVE OF GOD in every single moment. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYour Celery Wand makes the High Vibrations easier and more fun and the backstory keeps you LAUGHING every time you see celery! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWave Your Wands \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEnergy Wand - Meditation Wand • Frequency FUN Companion\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIncludes: Hot Mom Oil, Celery Wand! CELERY SOLDIERS Membership (excuse me WHAT?!) + Digital Book and updated lives PLUS you are now in the Celery Soldiers! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOur mission to LAUGH every time you see celery and to use your Celery Queen Jean Wand to elevate your FREQUENCY and all around you! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor those who know: use this wand as an archon and demon blaster too - join our lives to find out how to use it and to practice laughing and of course see Queen Jean! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYour wand comes with a BOTTLE OF HOT MOM oil - but your celery is for EXTERNAL PLAY ONLY! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhat Is the Celery Queen Jean™ Wand?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Celery Queen Jean Beam is a WAND! It's an energy shifter, mood lifter, dark aura slayer, laughter and joy weapon! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt’s a ritual object, a meditation anchor, and a frequency companion designed to help you redirect energy, calm your nervous system, and bring your focus back to what actually matters.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBorn from laughter, honesty, and a real breakthrough moment inside the Sacred Circus community, this piece exists to help you move from restless habits → grounded presence → creative flow.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd yes… it’s celery. It looks like a real celery stalk and it's HILARIOUS. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSometimes the thing that heals you is the thing that makes you laugh.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eAnd the way to eradicate parasites and demons is STFU: Sacred Truth Frequency United. \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eYour Frequency is lifted with LAUGHTER, JOY, and GOD LOVE \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWave your celery and proclaim and protect your space with profound play! \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhy Celery?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause all hail Queen Jean and those who know the story. Come into our lives for the full reveal. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePLUS parasites don't like it. PLUS celery is ancient, medicinal, misunderstood, and wildly underestimated.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHistorically, celery was:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDisplayed in ceremonial vases\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUsed as a symbol of vitality and purification\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eKnown for its cleansing properties (physical and energetic)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis piece is symbolic, not edible — but it stands as a reminder that small, simple things can interrupt destructive loops and restore clarity.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhat You Get Immediately\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhen you purchase the Celery Queen Jean™ Beam, you receive immediate access to:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e📘 The Celery Queen Jean Digital Book\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA funny, honest, sacred story about:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBreaking shame cycles\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRedirecting energy into creativity and calm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHow this product was born out of shame and secrets and CSA\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhy laughter is one of the fastest healing tools available!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🎪 Sacred Circus Membership Access and the Holy Hot Mom Squad\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrivate marching orders for Celery Soldiers! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBehind-the-scenes storytelling\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAccess to Sacred Circus teachings, rituals, and creative experiments\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou are not “waiting for something with nothing in hand.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou are entering the circle now.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhy This Exists (The Bigger Picture)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Celery Queen Jean Wand is part of the Sacred Circus Store — a living marketplace featuring creations from:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSurvivors\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eReformers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHealers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eArtists\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eInventors\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHot Moms\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSacred weirdos with real ideas\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEvery product supports:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe creator\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Sacred Circus Church \u0026amp; Joy Mission\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA new way of funding art, healing, and sovereignty without exploitation\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis is commerce with a soul putting the laughter and joy into your full life, including your finances. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWho This Is For\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis is for you if:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✔ You want a physical object that supports your inner work\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✔ You’re tired of scrolling and need something grounding nearby\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✔ You appreciate humor + holiness living in the same room\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✔ You want to support creators doing things differently\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✔ You like being early to something meaningful or you simply cannot stop laughing and MUST OWN THIS!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrice\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e$69 (of course it is)  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eYes, that number is intentional. Humor is medicine. AND --\u0026gt; YOU ALSO GET THE OIL! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGet Double for more laughter and to use in your affiliate videos and photos! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eQueen Jean gets the majority of the sale. \u003cstrong\u003eAll hail Queen Jean!\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eYour celery solider boxes ship end of March with a target of April 1s. If you want your oil faster, order a separate oil box. \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIs that Celery in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou don’t need to be perfect.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou need to LAUGH. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou don’t need to “fix yourself\" or \"fix the world\" or stay frozen in fear. \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou need to LAUGH and FEEL JOY! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThat’s what the Celery Queen Jean Wand is for! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe are not waiting to make it all perfect. 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