{"title":"Boyfriend","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"membership","title":"Holy Hot Mom Relief \u0026 Rebellion Box","description":"\u003ch1\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHoly Hot Mom™ Relief \u0026amp; Rebellion Box\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eRecovery Oils, Ritual Goods, Emotional Support \u0026amp; Tiny Wellness Revolutions\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eEvery month, a bright pink Holy Hot Mom box arrives at your door packed with rotating small-batch creations, member-only goodies, ritual care, and lovingly chaotic support for your body, home, nervous system, and emotional pile of laundry.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eThis is not just a subscription box.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eIt’s somewhere between:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ewellness club\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ecomedy support group\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eaccountability circle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003etraveling tent revival\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eand a very organized emotional exorcism.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eIncludes:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1 Ex-It Oil Dropper (\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e2oz)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1 Original Roller (50ml)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1 Baby Dragon Roller\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1 Spicy Hot Roller (30ml)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003ePlus monthly member-only goodies, weekly cleanup calls, Sacred Circus access, discounts, surprise wellness drops, and deeply supportive weirdness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"p1\"\u003eDesigned for sore muscles, tension, dry skin, intimate body care, and sacred bits that deserve better support.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch4 class=\"p2\"\u003eNeck. Hips. Knees. Belly. Lips. Cheeks.\u003cbr\u003eYes, both kinds.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e⭐ Get Your HOT MOM BOX shipped to you monthly with your Hot Mom goodies only for members like the coveted lip balms! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou get monthly level up your health, joy, love, and laughter each month. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCome into the lives to request special replacements in your box. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWEEKLY CLEAN-YO-SH*T PLAYDATES\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEvery Wednesday, we gather for two hours to clean, and that includes your phone and inbox, so that we cleanse the emotions \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eunderneath the piles! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ePlus how to slay parasites Q\u0026amp;A\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMONTHLY REVIVALS + RESET CALLS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBe on the list for all monthly webinars and workshops and in person revivals and Sacred Circus Events. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDISCOUNTS ON ALL PRODUCTS + a HOT MOM BOX! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMembers save money every month!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWHY JOIN?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause you MUST HAVE that FUN PINK BOX arrive monthly to your house to make you giggle. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou want daily, weekly, and monthly LAUGHTER, JOY, and LOVE that lifts your chronic pain and shoves you into living your joyful life already! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou want access to \u003cem\u003eHoly Hot Mom\u003c\/em\u003e Angela and her community to have more FUN! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYOU’RE NOT JUST GETTING CONTENT and a \u003cem\u003eHot Box\u003c\/em\u003e–you Get Community and Commitment!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou’re getting momentum. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eConsistency. Clarity. Plus Weekly COMEDY! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI provide places for MEN privately and WOMEN privately (ya'll are different) and then events to meet each other! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAs we all rise, we rise together, like water, and drown the Beast while we have the most fun. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGet your hot mom BFF and muse who shows up even when you're just learning to show up for yourself. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Angela Shelton","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42716418768983,"sku":null,"price":169.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0590\/0809\/0199\/files\/add-the-bottle-from-the-second-image-int_n3vodfDKWdeal_fZpKwqXw_byzkaRSKRHuVmXRYy02tXw_cover_hd.png?v=1778649427"},{"product_id":"parasite-killer","title":"Holy Hot Mom Parasite Killer Box","description":"\u003ch1 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHOLY HOT MOM Holds Your Hand to Escape the Matrix \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eParasite Cleanse Protocol\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWelcome to the rebellion. You are no longer a passive host. You are now an evil Queen Slayer. Here is your royal kit and decree… \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eI, Angela Shelton, am a filmmaker and funny superhero. So that we both stay alive and slay all these perps, this is your chance to be in my next movie - \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/ararehuman.com\/\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eA Rare Human\u003c\/a\u003e - by being one!  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🎬 Audition here ☞ \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/ararehuman.com\/\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehttps:\/\/ararehuman.com\/\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eWhen you purchase this kit, I walk you through your perp slaying in a series of videos and you can meet me weekly on Wednesdays for cleanup time where we clean together and go over slaying parasites from body, mind, spirit and home.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eStep 1 → Meet the PDC (Parasite Death Crew) Kill Team\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e - wormwood, black walnut and cloves. \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhat’s in the Box ⇣⇣⇣\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe sweetest internal tincture I could find to begin your process has the three major killers of wormwood, black, walnut and cloves, plus a lot of other goodies like oregano. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI can’t sell you the one that I make for myself so Instead I found you the perfect one to begin your process and I show you how to make your own on our lives that you also get access to when you get this box.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou need a binder and I give you the very simple one to begin with which is \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eActivated Charcoal:\u003c\/strong\u003e Toxin sponge. Take away from food or other herbs (2 capsules or 1\/2 tsp in water) to soak up parasite poop + die-off.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e I put in some snacks like apricot seeds for when you feel queasy. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI add toys and fun things like a kazoo because you have to STFU When you begin parasite cleansing, and that is sacred truth frequency united. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWARNING: THIS IS SPIRITUAL WARFARE. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhen you begin slaying parasites on all levels, they fight back. They are in your gut, tissues, mind, and aura and they \u003cem\u003eCOMMUNICATE WITH EACH OTHER and do not want you to succeed. \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003eYou may have dreams, flashes, old fears or angers pop up - that is them trying to stay alive. You are not hungry; the worms are. Ewwww... \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYour poop may never be the same, but neither will your body, mind, and spirit! \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e🎥  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eQR Code Video Walkthrough\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIn your box you will get a QR code that goes to a page of video tutorials. I also email you instructions and we have weekly lives—ask me anything! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStart your holy take back of your body today! And slay the queens in the full moon! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou will get access to our private Skool with replays of ways to slay them on the full moon and recipes and lots of things to make the horrible hilarious! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e🧄 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePantry Guide: How NOT to Feed Parasites\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🛑 FOODS TO AVOID (Their Favorite Buffet):\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e❌ Sugar (white, brown, agave, syrups — they love it all)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e❌ Processed foods \/ fast foods\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e❌ Alcohol (especially beer and wine — fungal friends)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e❌ Wheat + gluten-heavy products (they inflame + protect parasites)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e❌ Pasteurized dairy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e❌ Factory meat\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e❌ Seed oils (canola, soybean, corn oil — inflammatory nightmares)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e❌ (we cannot speak of that here)\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🥦 FOODS TO STOCK UP ON (Starve the Parasites + Nourish You):\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✅ Bitter greens (dandelion, arugula, parsley, cilantro)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✅ Garlic, onions, ginger, turmeric (they HATE it)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✅ Cruciferous veggies (broccoli, cabbage, kale)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✅ Pasture-raised meats\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✅ Wild-caught fish\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✅ Herbal teas: Pau d’Arco, peppermint, fennel, wormwood, tulsi\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✅ Coconut oil, ghee, olive oil\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🛍️ Pantry Must-Haves for Parasite Prevention:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eApple cider vinegar\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRaw honey\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBlack walnut hull powder or tincture\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eClove powder\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWormwood capsules or tincture\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDiatomaceous earth\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBentonite clay\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eActivated charcoal\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePink salt or sea salt\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCastor oil (that's our baby!)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCacao nibs (sugar-free chocolate cravings slayer)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDigestive bitters\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🌕 This becomes your post-cleanse Pantry Paradise and supports your liver, lymph, and gut while preventing reinfection.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e The very first step when you open up this can of worms - ewwww - are your WORDS!! \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eSTFU And be sure to watch my lives and come into our groups and when you get your box, don’t be scared I make you laugh for a reason and get the field guide with it so that it walks you through it and I also put in the celery because it’s funny and give you a water bottle because you can make you concoctions to carry with you and of course you get my oil and a roller and the spicy roller.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThose of you on the sub subscription boxes will get creams and lip balms on months they are created. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eYour body is holy and not a place that any demon or parasite can feed upon any longer! \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Angela Shelton","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42517466021975,"sku":null,"price":222.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0590\/0809\/0199\/files\/B38A1ECC-321A-4861-92F7-4ABBF95656B7.jpg?v=1779481616"},{"product_id":"holy-hot-mom-sacred-circus-blend-botanical-recovery-oil-for-tension-and-stress","title":"Holy Hot Mom Ex-it Oil: Sacred Circus Blend","description":"\u003ch2\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEx-it Chronic Pain From Your Body\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eA limited-edition 8x potency batch brewed for the Sacred Circus tent revival to soothe sore muscles, soften stress, heighten rituals, and gently exorcise whatever’s been living in your lower back.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInfused for \u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e4 months\u003c\/span\u003e in small batches with castor oil, medicinal herbs, flower resins, and sacred botanicals traditionally used for body care and grounding.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e***Due to the potency and limited supply,\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"font-bold text-hhm-midnight\"\u003eSacred Circus Blend\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eis only available in 2oz. But, fear not! The next brew is coming. \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eBuying an\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e8oz\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ebottle now is\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"italic\"\u003ereserving\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ethe next batch, which will ship by June 10th.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping note: Due to high volume, please allow \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e10-14 days processing time before shipment\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u0026lt;br\u0026gt;\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGood for—\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e✦ necks\u003cbr\u003e✦ backs\u003cbr\u003e✦ hips\u003cbr\u003e✦ bellies\u003cbr\u003e✦ beards\u003cbr\u003e✦ scars\u003cbr\u003e✦ tattoos\u003cbr\u003e✦ \u0026amp; all your lips, holes, and souls\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u0026lt;br\/\u0026gt;\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eGood for sore muscles, tired nervous systems, hips, feet, backs, bellies, scars, tattoos, and all your lips, holes, and souls.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWarm, earthy, resinous, and sexy!\u003cbr\u003e(Unless it’s spicy.)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOnly available until sold out\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ \u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePeople report real shifts in pain, intimacy, mood, and how they move through the world.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003e“I’ve had back pain for years. This lifted it like magic.” \u003c\/em\u003e— David\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003e“No joke. The pain is gone. How did you do that?”\u003c\/em\u003e — Mike\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003e“My fibromyalgia flare stopped instantly.” \u003c\/em\u003e— Roxie\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003e“Hemorrhoids for 28 years — gone.” \u003c\/em\u003e— Marina\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003e“Holy cow, my hemorrhoids are gone!”\u003c\/em\u003e — Zana\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat People Use It For\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eWe ain't claiming anything that belongs to perps. We witness awakenings.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Daily body or anointing ritual\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Tension, soreness, tired skin\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Vulva, balls, beard, lymph nodes - yes, put it on your booty hole!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Feet, hips, back, belly, scars, tattoos\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ That thing you don’t want to talk about but want relief from\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat’s Inside\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eAll-organic castor, calendula, and apricot kernel oils slowly infused with:\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e✦ Comfrey\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Elder Flower\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Japanese Knotweed\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Nettle\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Mullein\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Yarrow\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Linden Flower\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFinished with—\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e✦ Frankincense \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Myrrh\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Vitamin E\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Edible Gold (that’s not glitter)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Holy Hot Mom’s sacred flower blend\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u0026lt;br\u0026gt;\u003cbr\u003eSlow-brewed in tiny batches with u✧n✧\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ef✧o✧r✧s✧e✧e✧n levels of devotion.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u0026lt;br\/\u0026gt;\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ \u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy It Works\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Castor oil. (Your grandma was right.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Ancient herbs nobody can patent.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Brewed slowly for months, never mass-produced.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Started in my kitchen while trying to survive a parasite cleanse and fix my own butt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ \u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTurns out it’s fantastic for \u003cem\u003eeveryone\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for—\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e✦ neck, jaw, lymph points\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e✦ wrists, behind knees\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e✦ quick grounding during stress\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e✦ on-the-go relief\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e✦ pack in your bag for a rejuvenating lift during the day\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e✦ Use anywhere on your body - avoid your eyes \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e⏳ Made to order.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlease allow 7–14 days for herbs to steep and batches to finish.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ \u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy People Reorder and Become Wholesale Affiliates \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e☞ This oil tends to become part of people’s lives.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e☞ People use it after long days, hard workouts, emotional spirals, massages, festivals, road trips, intimacy, and mysterious shoulder pain that appeared out of nowhere.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e☞ Some keep it beside the bed.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e☞ Some keep it in the car.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e☞ Some hide bottles from their partners.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e☞ It’s not just body oil.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e☞ It’s relief, ritual, and a tiny moment of exhale.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eChoose your bottle above and see where your body asks for it.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Angela Shelton","offers":[{"title":"2 oz","offer_id":41915052589143,"sku":null,"price":69.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8 oz","offer_id":42069405761623,"sku":null,"price":242.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0590\/0809\/0199\/files\/v_Y0AfnXXoqtmBsiPSy3Zw_8xPvCQYbSLqsLmKEwa8M7A_cover_2k.png?v=1778280911"},{"product_id":"boyfriend-box","title":"Boyfriend Box","description":"\u003ch1 class=\"hero-sub\"\u003eGet the Holy on your body from balls-to-beard and watch how it elevates your soul. \u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"hero-sub\"\u003eBecause the love of Holy Hot Mom doesn't belong left on a shelf for someday... ────────────────────\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"section-heading\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhich Man Are You?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e→ One time box for the normal man just waking up. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e→ One time for the BDE man ready to go all the way in with me.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e→ Repeat your Hot Mom with a Monthly Man Box when you understand. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"hero-sub\"\u003e────────────────────\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFirst Date Box ↴↴\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"item-name\"\u003eYeshua Man \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"item-name\"\u003eOil \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"item-price\"\u003e($69 value)\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"item-note\"\u003eBeard to balls. The man's oil. You'll understand the moment you open it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"item-icon\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e+ Mystery Gift\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e+ Handwritten love note from Angela\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"item-list\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"items-label\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe BDE Man Box ↴↴\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eHoly Hot Mom Ex-It Oil — 2 Bottles ($138 value)\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne for you. One to give — your boss, your mentor, someone whose life you want to elevate. Because the man I'm with lifts people up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eYeshua Man Oil ($69 value)\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBeard to balls. Start here and never go back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eBeater Balm ($69 value)\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor burns, chaffing, and the fun to reach places.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eThe Spicy Roller ($45 value)\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou know exactly where this goes. 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You're welcome.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"check\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDinner \u0026amp; Movie Nights\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e— virtual and live events watching Angela's films together, sharing food and stories. You'll be notified first. Always.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"check\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSacred Circus Community\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e— healthy, awake, alive people. Men who build things. Women who love men who build things. Come be part of something real.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"check\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eI see your name every month\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e— and I love you for it. Every subscriber is helping me help more men in this world. 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