{"title":"Grab Your Boxes - They Sell Out!","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"membership","title":"Holy Hot Mom Box","description":"\u003ch1\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHoly Hot Mom™ Box\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eRecovery Oils, Ritual Goods, Emotional Support \u0026amp; Tiny Wellness Revolutions\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eEvery month, a bright pink Holy Hot Mom box arrives at your door packed with rotating small-batch creations, member-only goodies, ritual care, and lovingly chaotic support for your body, home, nervous system, and emotional pile of laundry.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eThis is not just a subscription box.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eIt’s somewhere between:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ewellness club\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ecomedy support group\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eaccountability circle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003etraveling tent revival\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eand a very organized emotional exorcism.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eIncludes:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1 Ex-It Oil Dropper (\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e2oz)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1 Original Roller (50ml)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1 Baby Dragon Roller\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1 Spicy Hot Roller (30ml)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003ePlus monthly member-only goodies, weekly cleanup calls, Sacred Circus access, discounts, surprise wellness drops, and deeply supportive weirdness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"p1\"\u003eDesigned for sore muscles, tension, dry skin, intimate body care, and sacred bits that deserve better support.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch4 class=\"p2\"\u003eNeck. 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(Even if I move platforms.)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eInstant download.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSafe. Private. Yours forever.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIf you’re ready for your next step — the one that feels loving, gentle, safe, doable, and FUN — \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ethis is it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI'm your Fun Captain in the world of trauma-informed healing! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFAQ\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this really only $27 one time with updates?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. I wanted zero barrier to entry. It’s a digital bundle with over 20 years of my best work.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow do I get everything?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eRight after checkout, you’ll get an email with links to the film, commentary, workbooks, course, and all companion videos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDo I have to be “ready” to talk about my story?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. You can do this completely privately, at home, without telling anyone. No retelling, no pressure, no perfection.You keep access forever. Save the emails and come back anytime your heart or nervous system needs a reset.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eIf you’ve survived anything, you are not broken. You just need a map, some laughter, and a friend with a sword. That’s me.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Angela Shelton","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42132620935255,"sku":null,"price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0590\/0809\/0199\/files\/survivor_to_warrior_square.png?v=1784579564"},{"product_id":"hot-mom-roll-on","title":"Come-free Roller","description":"\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eRitualized relief for sore muscles, stressed nervous systems, sensual reconnection, and humans carrying way too much in their body.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eThe fan favorites.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eSame legendary \u003cem\u003eHoly Hot Mom\u003c\/em\u003e oil — now in grab-and-roll steel bottles your shoulders, hips, knees, jaw, nervous system, and emotionally complicated lower back will deeply appreciate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eThis is not skincare.\u003cbr\u003eThis is not perfume.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eThis is anointing oil for humans who are done living numb, tight, disconnected, or spiritually trapped inside their own trapezius muscles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eHoly Hot Mom \u003c\/em\u003eRollers were created at the intersection of:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003echronic tension relief\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003enervous system support\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003esensual reconnection\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003egrounding rituals\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eemotional regulation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ebody remembrance\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003eBecause pain, pleasure, and power all live in the same body.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eGrounding. Soothing. Sensual. Everyday ritual support.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eDeeply calming and endlessly useful, these are the rollers people keep:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ebeside the bed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ein the car\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ein festival bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eat work\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eon airplanes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ebeside emotional support beverages\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eand anywhere life tends to body-slam them unexpectedly.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003ePeople use them for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003echronic tension\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003einflammation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003enervous system care\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003elymph support\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003egrounding\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eprayer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003esleep rituals\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eemotional regulation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003erecovery\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003esensual body care\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e✨ Safe For All Parts\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eThe classic Holy Hot Mom experience in a zero-mess steel roller bottle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eneck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ejaw\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003elymph points\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ewrists\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ebehind knees\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003etemples\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003elower belly\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003efeet\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003escars\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003etattoos\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e“I need a minute” moments\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003eUse anywhere on your body.\u003cbr\u003eAvoid your eyes unless you enjoy learning difficult lessons.\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Angela Shelton","offers":[{"title":"50 mL","offer_id":42328221876311,"sku":"oil-roll-come-free-original","price":46.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0590\/0809\/0199\/files\/Xun_abSqJdWO6-kPwc-dkQc_0_gps_generated_7e12a1fd-13d8-4812-a54a-55afe0a08ac8.png?v=1778379298"},{"product_id":"celery-queen","title":"🌱✨ CELERY SOLDIERS Box and WAND!","description":"\u003ch1 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA Hot Mom Box with a Wand! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eBecome a Celery Soldier! YOUR JOB, should you choose to accept it, is to LAUGH, SPREAD JOY, and ELEVATE the LOVE OF GOD in every single moment. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYour Celery Wand makes the High Vibrations easier and more fun and the backstory keeps you LAUGHING every time you see celery! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWave Your Wands \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEnergy Wand - Meditation Wand • Frequency FUN Companion\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIncludes: Hot Mom Oil, Celery Wand! CELERY SOLDIERS Membership (excuse me WHAT?!) + Digital Book and updated lives PLUS you are now in the Celery Soldiers! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOur mission to LAUGH every time you see celery and to use your Celery Queen Jean Wand to elevate your FREQUENCY and all around you! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor those who know: use this wand as an archon and demon blaster too - join our lives to find out how to use it and to practice laughing and of course see Queen Jean! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYour wand comes with a BOTTLE OF HOT MOM oil - but your celery is for EXTERNAL PLAY ONLY! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhat Is the Celery Queen Jean™ Wand?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Celery Queen Jean Beam is a WAND! It's an energy shifter, mood lifter, dark aura slayer, laughter and joy weapon! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt’s a ritual object, a meditation anchor, and a frequency companion designed to help you redirect energy, calm your nervous system, and bring your focus back to what actually matters.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBorn from laughter, honesty, and a real breakthrough moment inside the Sacred Circus community, this piece exists to help you move from restless habits → grounded presence → creative flow.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd yes… it’s celery. It looks like a real celery stalk and it's HILARIOUS. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSometimes the thing that heals you is the thing that makes you laugh.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eAnd the way to eradicate parasites and demons is STFU: Sacred Truth Frequency United. \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eYour Frequency is lifted with LAUGHTER, JOY, and GOD LOVE \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWave your celery and proclaim and protect your space with profound play! \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhy Celery?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause all hail Queen Jean and those who know the story. Come into our lives for the full reveal. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePLUS parasites don't like it. PLUS celery is ancient, medicinal, misunderstood, and wildly underestimated.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHistorically, celery was:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDisplayed in ceremonial vases\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUsed as a symbol of vitality and purification\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eKnown for its cleansing properties (physical and energetic)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis piece is symbolic, not edible — but it stands as a reminder that small, simple things can interrupt destructive loops and restore clarity.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhat You Get Immediately\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhen you purchase the Celery Queen Jean™ Beam, you receive immediate access to:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e📘 The Celery Queen Jean Digital Book\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA funny, honest, sacred story about:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBreaking shame cycles\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRedirecting energy into creativity and calm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHow this product was born out of shame and secrets and CSA\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhy laughter is one of the fastest healing tools available!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🎪 Sacred Circus Membership Access and the Holy Hot Mom Squad\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrivate marching orders for Celery Soldiers! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBehind-the-scenes storytelling\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAccess to Sacred Circus teachings, rituals, and creative experiments\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou are not “waiting for something with nothing in hand.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou are entering the circle now.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhy This Exists (The Bigger Picture)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Celery Queen Jean Wand is part of the Sacred Circus Store — a living marketplace featuring creations from:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSurvivors\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eReformers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHealers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eArtists\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eInventors\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHot Moms\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSacred weirdos with real ideas\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEvery product supports:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe creator\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Sacred Circus Church \u0026amp; Joy Mission\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA new way of funding art, healing, and sovereignty without exploitation\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis is commerce with a soul putting the laughter and joy into your full life, including your finances. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWho This Is For\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis is for you if:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✔ You want a physical object that supports your inner work\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✔ You’re tired of scrolling and need something grounding nearby\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✔ You appreciate humor + holiness living in the same room\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✔ You want to support creators doing things differently\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✔ You like being early to something meaningful or you simply cannot stop laughing and MUST OWN THIS!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrice\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e$69 (of course it is)  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eYes, that number is intentional. Humor is medicine. AND --\u0026gt; YOU ALSO GET THE OIL! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGet Double for more laughter and to use in your affiliate videos and photos! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eQueen Jean gets the majority of the sale. \u003cstrong\u003eAll hail Queen Jean!\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eYour celery solider boxes ship end of March with a target of April 1s. If you want your oil faster, order a separate oil box. \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIs that Celery in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou don’t need to be perfect.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou need to LAUGH. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou don’t need to “fix yourself\" or \"fix the world\" or stay frozen in fear. \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou need to LAUGH and FEEL JOY! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThat’s what the Celery Queen Jean Wand is for! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe are not waiting to make it all perfect. 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Cooling. Activating. Not subtle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003ePlease avoid:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eeyes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003edelicate areas\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003etender bits\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eand absolutely no butt adventures with this one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eUse sparingly. Intentionally. 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Your body will thank you.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"check\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDaily IFA Love — email \u0026amp; SMS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e— I'm For Always love messages straight to you. Every single day. Because you deserve to be reminded you're loved.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"check\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWeekly Audio Meditations\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e— from me, to you, straight to your ears. For your nervous system, your clarity, your spirit.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"check\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrivate Podcast Access\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e— \"Elevate Your Sex Life with Angela Shelton.\" For you and whoever you've chosen to love. This is not your average podcast. You're welcome.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"check\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDinner \u0026amp; Movie Nights\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e— virtual and live events watching Angela's films together, sharing food and stories. You'll be notified first. Always.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"check\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSacred Circus Community\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e— healthy, awake, alive people. Men who build things. Women who love men who build things. Come be part of something real.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"check\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eI see your name every month\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e— and I love you for it. Every subscriber is helping me help more men in this world. 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