{"title":"Holy Hot Mom Oils","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eShop Holy Hot Mom’s small-batch botanical recovery oils and ritual body care blends for sore muscles, nervous system support, massage, sensual rituals, grounding, and everyday relief.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"holy-hot-mom-sacred-circus-blend-botanical-recovery-oil-for-tension-and-stress","title":"Ex-it Oil","description":"\u003ch2\u003eLeave the tension \u0026amp; stress behind.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe silky serum for full body restoration, nervous system regulation, and lymph node love. Good for sore muscles, tired bodies, hips, feet, backs, bellies, scars, tattoos, and all your lips, holes, and souls.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSoftens, hydrates, glows, and smells incredible while it works. One bottle. Endless uses. Undeniably magical.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInfused for several weeks in small batches with castor oil, ancient herbs, flower resins, and sacred botanicals traditionally used for body care and grounding.\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWarm, soothing, \u0026amp; sexy!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOnly available until sold out\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ \u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePeople report real shifts in the body, intimacy, mood, and how they move through the world.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat People Use It For\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Daily massage or body anointing\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Tension, soreness, tired skin\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Vulva, balls, beard, lymph nodes - yes, put it on your booty hole!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Feet, hips, back, belly, scars, tattoos\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ That thing you don’t want to talk about but want relief from\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat’s Inside\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eAll-organic castor, calendula, and apricot kernel oils slowly infused with:\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e✦ Comfrey\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Elder Flower\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Japanese Knotweed\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Nettle\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Mullein\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Yarrow\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Linden Flower\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFinished with—\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e✦ Frankincense \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Myrrh\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Vitamin E\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Edible Gold (that’s not glitter)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Holy Hot Mom’s sacred flower blend\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u0026lt;br\u0026gt;\u003cbr\u003eSlow-brewed in tiny batches with u✧n✧\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ef✧o✧r✧s✧e✧e✧n levels of devotion.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u0026lt;br\/\u0026gt;\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ \u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy It Works\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Castor oil. (Your grandma was right.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Ancient herbs nobody can patent.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Brewed slowly for months, never mass-produced.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Started in my kitchen while trying to survive a parasite cleanse and fix my own butt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ \u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTurns out it’s fantastic for \u003cem\u003eeveryone\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for—\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e✦ neck, jaw, lymph points\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e✦ wrists, behind knees\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e✦ quick grounding during stress\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e✦ on-the-go relief\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e✦ pack in your bag for a rejuvenating lift during the day\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e✦ Use anywhere on your body - avoid your eyes \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e⏳ Made to order.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlease allow 7–14 days for herbs to steep and batches to finish.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ \u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy People Reorder and Become Wholesale Affiliates \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e☞ This oil tends to become part of people’s lives.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e☞ People use it after long days, hard workouts, emotional spirals, massages, festivals, road trips, intimacy, and mysterious shoulder pain that appeared out of nowhere.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e☞ Some keep it beside the bed.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e☞ Some keep it in the car.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e☞ Some hide bottles from their partners.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e☞ It’s not just body oil.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e☞ It’s relief, ritual, and a tiny moment of exhale.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eChoose your bottle and see where your body asks for it.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"HOLY HOT MOM","offers":[{"title":"2 oz","offer_id":41915052589143,"sku":null,"price":69.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8 oz","offer_id":42069405761623,"sku":null,"price":242.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16 oz","offer_id":43971886579799,"sku":null,"price":444.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0590\/0809\/0199\/files\/HHM-ExitOil-2oz_f5cdbf03-1fb3-4155-ba99-7366f985f51f.png?v=1782927040"},{"product_id":"hot-mom-roll-on","title":"Come-free Roller","description":"\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eRitualized relief for sore muscles, stressed nervous systems, sensual reconnection, and humans carrying way too much in their body.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eThe fan favorites.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eSame legendary \u003cem\u003eHoly Hot Mom\u003c\/em\u003e oil — now in grab-and-roll steel bottles your shoulders, hips, knees, jaw, nervous system, and emotionally complicated lower back will deeply appreciate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eThis is not skincare.\u003cbr\u003eThis is not perfume.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eThis is anointing oil for humans who are done living numb, tight, disconnected, or spiritually trapped inside their own trapezius muscles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eHoly Hot Mom \u003c\/em\u003eRollers were created at the intersection of:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003echronic tension relief\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003enervous system support\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003esensual reconnection\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003egrounding rituals\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eemotional regulation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ebody remembrance\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003eBecause pain, pleasure, and power all live in the same body.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eGrounding. Soothing. Sensual. Everyday ritual support.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eDeeply calming and endlessly useful, these are the rollers people keep:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ebeside the bed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ein the car\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ein festival bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eat work\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eon airplanes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ebeside emotional support beverages\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eand anywhere life tends to body-slam them unexpectedly.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003ePeople use them for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003echronic tension\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003einflammation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003enervous system care\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003elymph support\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003egrounding\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eprayer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003esleep rituals\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eemotional regulation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003erecovery\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003esensual body care\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e✨ Safe For All Parts\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eThe classic Holy Hot Mom experience in a zero-mess steel roller bottle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eneck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ejaw\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003elymph points\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ewrists\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ebehind knees\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003etemples\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003elower belly\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003efeet\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003escars\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003etattoos\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e“I need a minute” moments\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003eUse anywhere on your body.\u003cbr\u003eAvoid your eyes unless you enjoy learning difficult lessons.\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Angela Shelton","offers":[{"title":"50 mL","offer_id":42328221876311,"sku":null,"price":46.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0590\/0809\/0199\/files\/Xun_abSqJdWO6-kPwc-dkQc_0_gps_generated_7e12a1fd-13d8-4812-a54a-55afe0a08ac8.png?v=1778379298"},{"product_id":"spicy-hot-mom-roll-ons","title":"Spicy Hot Mom Roller","description":"\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eWarming, cooling, fiery relief for angry muscles, stubborn knots, sciatica drama, and humans whose body is currently staging a protest.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eThis one wakes things up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eLike Icy Hot, Tiger Balm, and Arnica had a mystical little baby that wandered through the desert singing Yeshua.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eDesigned for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003esore backs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eshoulders\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eknees\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ehips\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003efeet\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003earms\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ehands\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003esciatica\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003einflammation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003epost-workout soreness\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e“I don’t feel in my body” days\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ecreative stagnation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eemotional shutdown\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eWarming. Cooling. Activating. Not subtle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003ePlease avoid:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eeyes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003edelicate areas\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003etender bits\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eand absolutely no butt adventures with this one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eUse sparingly. Intentionally. Respectfully.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003eThe Spicy Roller disappears fast, so if your body likes heat, movement, and dramatic recovery moments, claim yours before the next batch sells out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e🌿 SPICY ROLLER INGREDIENTS\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eHoly Hot Mom’s original herbal oil blend infused with:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eclove\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eblack pepper\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003epeppermint\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eangelica root\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ea touch of eucalyptus\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eAdded to the signature base of:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eorganic castor oil\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ecalendula\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eapricot kernel oil\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ecomfrey\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eelder flower\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eJapanese knotweed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003enettle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003emullein\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eyarrow\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003elinden flower\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003efrankincense\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003emyrrh\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003evitamin E\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eedible gold\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHoly Hot Mom sacred flower blend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003eSlow-steeped in tiny batches with alarming levels of devotion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e🧠 HOW TO USE\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eThere’s no wrong way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eApply to:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eneck \u0026amp; collarbone\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003elower belly\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003esacrum\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003efeet\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eshoulders\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ehips\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eknees\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eanywhere your body feels tight, tired, shut down, or overstimulated\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eSay nothing.\u003cbr\u003eSay a prayer.\u003cbr\u003eSay “I’m back.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003eYour body understands.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e✨ WHY PEOPLE LOVE THESE\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eBecause healing doesn’t have to feel sterile, clinical, or emotionally beige.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eBecause your body deserves:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003epleasure\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003erelief\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003esoftness\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ewarmth\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003esupport\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ehumor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eand rituals that help you feel alive again.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eYou are allowed to:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003efeel better\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003esmell amazing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ereconnect with yourself\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ehave fun\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003etake up space in your body again\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003eAnd maybe stop carrying the weight of civilization in your shoulders.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eDepending on demand, batches may take 10–14 days from steeping to shipping. 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Strong enough to become emotionally important.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople use it for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003etemples during stress spirals\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003egrounding and emotional resets\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003etravel and everyday carry\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003enervous system support\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003equick moments of exhale during chaotic days\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eperfume for humans who are done living numb\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is not skincare. This is not perfume.\u003cbr\u003eThis is anointing oil for humans who are done being small.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eRub it in. 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