{"title":"Holy Hot Mom Products","description":"\u003cp\u003eFilmmaker \u0026amp; Superhero Angela Shelton merged her 20+ years of trauma \u0026amp; recovery expertise with her country girl alchemist skills to bring you healing remedies that actually work.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"membership","title":"Holy Hot Mom Box","description":"\u003ch1\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHoly Hot Mom™ Box\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eRecovery Oils, Ritual Goods, Emotional Support \u0026amp; Tiny Wellness Revolutions\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eEvery month, a bright pink Holy Hot Mom box arrives at your door packed with rotating small-batch creations, member-only goodies, ritual care, and lovingly chaotic support for your body, home, nervous system, and emotional pile of laundry.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eThis is not just a subscription box.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eIt’s somewhere between:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ewellness club\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ecomedy support group\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eaccountability circle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003etraveling tent revival\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eand a very organized emotional exorcism.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eIncludes:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1 Ex-It Oil Dropper (\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e2oz)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1 Original Roller (50ml)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1 Baby Dragon Roller\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1 Spicy Hot Roller (30ml)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003ePlus monthly member-only goodies, weekly cleanup calls, Sacred Circus access, discounts, surprise wellness drops, and deeply supportive weirdness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"p1\"\u003eDesigned for sore muscles, tension, dry skin, intimate body care, and sacred bits that deserve better support.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch4 class=\"p2\"\u003eNeck. Hips. Knees. Belly. Lips. Cheeks.\u003cbr\u003eYes, both kinds.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e⭐ Get Your HOT MOM BOX shipped to you monthly with your Hot Mom goodies only for members like the coveted lip balms! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou get monthly level up your health, joy, love, and laughter each month. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCome into the lives to request special replacements in your box. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWEEKLY CLEAN-YO-SH*T PLAYDATES\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEvery Wednesday, we gather for two hours to clean, and that includes your phone and inbox, so that we cleanse the emotions \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eunderneath the piles! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ePlus how to slay parasites Q\u0026amp;A\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMONTHLY REVIVALS + RESET CALLS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBe on the list for all monthly webinars and workshops and in person revivals and Sacred Circus Events. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDISCOUNTS ON ALL PRODUCTS + a HOT MOM BOX! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMembers save money every month!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWHY JOIN?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause you MUST HAVE that FUN PINK BOX arrive monthly to your house to make you giggle. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou want daily, weekly, and monthly LAUGHTER, JOY, and LOVE that lifts your chronic pain and shoves you into living your joyful life already! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou want access to \u003cem\u003eHoly Hot Mom\u003c\/em\u003e Angela and her community to have more FUN! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYOU’RE NOT JUST GETTING CONTENT and a \u003cem\u003eHot Box\u003c\/em\u003e–you Get Community and Commitment!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou’re getting momentum. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eConsistency. Clarity. Plus Weekly COMEDY! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI provide places for MEN privately and WOMEN privately (ya'll are different) and then events to meet each other! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAs we all rise, we rise together, like water, and drown the Beast while we have the most fun. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGet your hot mom BFF and muse who shows up even when you're just learning to show up for yourself. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"HOLY HOT MOM","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42716418768983,"sku":null,"price":169.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0590\/0809\/0199\/files\/HHM-hotmombox-product.png?v=1784787906"},{"product_id":"holy-hot-mom-castor-oil-blend-for-tension-stress-and-intimacy","title":"Ex-it Oil","description":"\u003ch2\u003eLeave the tension \u0026amp; stress behind.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe silky serum for full body restoration, nervous system regulation, and lymph node love. 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Undeniably magical.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInfused for several weeks in small batches with castor oil, ancient herbs, flower resins, and sacred botanicals traditionally used for body care and grounding.\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWarm, soothing, \u0026amp; sexy!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOnly available until sold out\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ \u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePeople report real shifts in the body, intimacy, mood, and how they move through the world.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat People Use It For\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Daily massage or body anointing\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Tension, soreness, tired skin\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Vulva, balls, beard, lymph nodes - yes, put it on your booty hole!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Feet, hips, back, belly, scars, tattoos\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ That thing you don’t want to talk about but want relief from\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat’s Inside\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eAll-organic castor, calendula, and apricot kernel oils slowly infused with:\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e✦ Comfrey\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Elder Flower\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Japanese Knotweed\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Nettle\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Mullein\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Yarrow\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Linden Flower\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFinished with—\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e✦ Frankincense \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Myrrh\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Vitamin E\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Edible Gold (that’s not glitter)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Holy Hot Mom’s sacred flower blend\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u0026lt;br\u0026gt;\u003cbr\u003eSlow-brewed in tiny batches with u✧n✧\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ef✧o✧r✧s✧e✧e✧n levels of devotion.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u0026lt;br\/\u0026gt;\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ \u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy It Works\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Castor oil. (Your grandma was right.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Ancient herbs nobody can patent.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Brewed slowly for months, never mass-produced.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Started in my kitchen while trying to survive a parasite cleanse and fix my own butt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ \u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTurns out it’s fantastic for \u003cem\u003eeveryone\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for—\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e✦ neck, jaw, lymph points\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e✦ wrists, behind knees\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e✦ quick grounding during stress\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e✦ on-the-go relief\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e✦ pack in your bag for a rejuvenating lift during the day\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e✦ Use anywhere on your body - avoid your eyes \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e⏳ Made to order.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlease allow 7–14 days for herbs to steep and batches to finish.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ \u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy People Reorder and Become Wholesale Affiliates \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e☞ This oil tends to become part of people’s lives.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e☞ People use it after long days, hard workouts, emotional spirals, massages, festivals, road trips, intimacy, and mysterious shoulder pain that appeared out of nowhere.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e☞ Some keep it beside the bed.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e☞ Some keep it in the car.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e☞ Some hide bottles from their partners.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e☞ It’s not just body oil.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e☞ It’s relief, ritual, and a tiny moment of exhale.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eChoose your bottle and see where your body asks for it.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"HOLY HOT MOM","offers":[{"title":"2 oz","offer_id":41915052589143,"sku":null,"price":69.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8 oz","offer_id":42069405761623,"sku":null,"price":242.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16 oz","offer_id":43971886579799,"sku":null,"price":444.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0590\/0809\/0199\/files\/HHM-ExitOil-2oz_f5cdbf03-1fb3-4155-ba99-7366f985f51f.png?v=1782927040"},{"product_id":"hot-mom-roll-on","title":"Come-free Roller","description":"\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eRitualized relief for sore muscles, stressed nervous systems, sensual reconnection, and humans carrying way too much in their body.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eThe fan favorites.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eSame legendary \u003cem\u003eHoly Hot Mom\u003c\/em\u003e oil — now in grab-and-roll steel bottles your shoulders, hips, knees, jaw, nervous system, and emotionally complicated lower back will deeply appreciate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eThis is not skincare.\u003cbr\u003eThis is not perfume.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eThis is anointing oil for humans who are done living numb, tight, disconnected, or spiritually trapped inside their own trapezius muscles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eHoly Hot Mom \u003c\/em\u003eRollers were created at the intersection of:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003echronic tension relief\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003enervous system support\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003esensual reconnection\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003egrounding rituals\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eemotional regulation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ebody remembrance\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003eBecause pain, pleasure, and power all live in the same body.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eGrounding. Soothing. Sensual. Everyday ritual support.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eDeeply calming and endlessly useful, these are the rollers people keep:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ebeside the bed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ein the car\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ein festival bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eat work\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eon airplanes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ebeside emotional support beverages\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eand anywhere life tends to body-slam them unexpectedly.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003ePeople use them for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003echronic tension\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003einflammation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003enervous system care\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003elymph support\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003egrounding\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eprayer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003esleep rituals\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eemotional regulation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003erecovery\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003esensual body care\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e✨ Safe For All Parts\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eThe classic Holy Hot Mom experience in a zero-mess steel roller bottle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eneck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ejaw\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003elymph points\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ewrists\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ebehind knees\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003etemples\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003elower belly\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003efeet\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003escars\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003etattoos\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e“I need a minute” moments\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003eUse anywhere on your body.\u003cbr\u003eAvoid your eyes unless you enjoy learning difficult lessons.\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Angela Shelton","offers":[{"title":"50 mL","offer_id":42328221876311,"sku":null,"price":46.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0590\/0809\/0199\/files\/Xun_abSqJdWO6-kPwc-dkQc_0_gps_generated_7e12a1fd-13d8-4812-a54a-55afe0a08ac8.png?v=1778379298"},{"product_id":"spicy-hot-mom-roll-ons","title":"Spicy Hot Mom Roller","description":"\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eWarming, cooling, fiery relief for angry muscles, stubborn knots, sciatica drama, and humans whose body is currently staging a protest.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eThis one wakes things up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eLike Icy Hot, Tiger Balm, and Arnica had a mystical little baby that wandered through the desert singing Yeshua.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eDesigned for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003esore backs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eshoulders\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eknees\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ehips\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003efeet\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003earms\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ehands\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003einflammation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003epost-workout soreness\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e“I don’t feel in my body” days\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ecreative stagnation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eemotional shutdown\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eWarming. Cooling. Activating. Not subtle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003ePlease avoid:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eeyes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003edelicate areas\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003etender bits\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eand absolutely no butt adventures with this one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eUse sparingly. Intentionally. Respectfully.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003eThe Spicy Roller disappears fast, so if your body likes heat, movement, and dramatic recovery moments, claim yours before the next batch sells out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e🌿 SPICY ROLLER INGREDIENTS\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eHoly Hot Mom’s original herbal oil blend infused with:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eclove\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eblack pepper\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003epeppermint\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eangelica root\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ea touch of eucalyptus\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eAdded to the signature base of:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eorganic castor oil\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ecalendula\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eapricot kernel oil\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ecomfrey\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eelder flower\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eJapanese knotweed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003enettle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003emullein\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eyarrow\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003elinden flower\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003efrankincense\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003emyrrh\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003evitamin E\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eedible gold\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHoly Hot Mom sacred flower blend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003eSlow-steeped in tiny batches with alarming levels of devotion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e🧠 HOW TO USE\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eThere’s no wrong way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eApply to:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eneck \u0026amp; collarbone\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003elower belly\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003esacrum\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003efeet\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eshoulders\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ehips\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eknees\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eanywhere your body feels tight, tired, shut down, or overstimulated\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eSay nothing.\u003cbr\u003eSay a prayer.\u003cbr\u003eSay “I’m back.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003eYour body understands.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e✨ WHY PEOPLE LOVE THESE\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eBecause healing doesn’t have to feel sterile, clinical, or emotionally beige.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eBecause your body deserves:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003epleasure\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003erelief\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003esoftness\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ewarmth\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003esupport\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ehumor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eand rituals that help you feel alive again.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eYou are allowed to:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003efeel better\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003esmell amazing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ereconnect with yourself\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ehave fun\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003etake up space in your body again\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003eAnd maybe stop carrying the weight of civilization in your shoulders.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eDepending on demand, batches may take 10–14 days from steeping to shipping. 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The man's oil. You'll understand the moment you smell your Holy box and rub the love in. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"item-icon\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e+ Mystery Gift\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e+ Handwritten love note from me, Angela with an invite to get to know me by knowing and sharing more of yourself. \u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"item-list\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"items-label\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe BDE Man Box ↴↴\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eMan Oil on the regular with your favorite Hot Mom Ex-it oil and a surprise roll and a smirk. \u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBeard to balls. Start here and never go back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003e+ Mom’s Giggle Gift\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003e+ Handwritten love note from Angela\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"hero-sub\"\u003e────────────────────\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eGet Me Monthly (and daily and weekly) \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sub-card-title\"\u003eThe Hot Mom Boyfriend Joins the Sacred Circus Monthly Membership\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sub-card-sub\"\u003e✦ Your name in my world every single month ✦\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"sub-includes\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"check\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOne Holy Hot Mom Oil delivered monthly\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e— rotates so you build the full collection over time. Your body will thank you.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"check\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDaily IFA Love — email \u0026amp; SMS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e— I'm For Always love messages straight to you. Every single day. Because you deserve to be reminded you're loved.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"check\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWeekly Audio Meditations\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e— from me, to you, straight to your ears. For your nervous system, your clarity, your spirit.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"check\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrivate Podcast Access\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e— \"Elevate Your Sex Life with Angela Shelton.\" For you and whoever you've chosen to love. This is not your average podcast. You're welcome.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"check\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDinner \u0026amp; Movie Nights\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e— virtual and live events watching Angela's films together, sharing food and stories. You'll be notified first. Always.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"check\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSacred Circus Community\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e— healthy, awake, alive people. Men who build things. Women who love men who build things. Come be part of something real.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"check\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eI see your name every month\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e— and I love you for it. Every subscriber is helping me help more men in this world. 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