{"title":"HOT MOM BOX","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"membership","title":"Holy Hot Mom Box","description":"\u003ch1\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHoly Hot Mom™ Box\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eRecovery Oils, Ritual Goods, Emotional Support \u0026amp; Tiny Wellness Revolutions\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eEvery month, a bright pink Holy Hot Mom box arrives at your door packed with rotating small-batch creations, member-only goodies, ritual care, and lovingly chaotic support for your body, home, nervous system, and emotional pile of laundry.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eThis is not just a subscription box.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eIt’s somewhere between:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ewellness club\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ecomedy support group\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eaccountability circle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003etraveling tent revival\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eand a very organized emotional exorcism.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eIncludes:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1 Ex-It Oil Dropper (\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e2oz)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1 Original Roller (50ml)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1 Baby Dragon Roller\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1 Spicy Hot Roller (30ml)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003ePlus monthly member-only goodies, weekly cleanup calls, Sacred Circus access, discounts, surprise wellness drops, and deeply supportive weirdness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"p1\"\u003eDesigned for sore muscles, tension, dry skin, intimate body care, and sacred bits that deserve better support.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch4 class=\"p2\"\u003eNeck. Hips. Knees. Belly. Lips. Cheeks.\u003cbr\u003eYes, both kinds.\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGet Your HOT MOM BOX shipped to you monthly with your Hot Mom goodies only for members like the coveted lip balms! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou get monthly level up your health, joy, love, and laughter each month. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCome into the lives to request special replacements in your box. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWEEKLY CLEAN-YO-SH*T PLAYDATES\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEvery Wednesday, we gather for two hours to clean, and that includes your phone and inbox, so that we cleanse the emotions \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eunderneath the piles! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ePlus how to slay parasites Q\u0026amp;A\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMONTHLY REVIVALS + RESET CALLS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBe on the list for all monthly webinars and workshops and in person revivals and Sacred Circus Events. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDISCOUNTS ON ALL PRODUCTS + a HOT MOM BOX! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMembers save money every month!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWHY JOIN?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause you MUST HAVE that FUN PINK BOX arrive monthly to your house to make you giggle. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou want daily, weekly, and monthly LAUGHTER, JOY, and LOVE that lifts your chronic pain and shoves you into living your joyful life already! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou want access to \u003cem\u003eHoly Hot Mom\u003c\/em\u003e Angela and her community to have more FUN! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYOU’RE NOT JUST GETTING CONTENT and a \u003cem\u003eHot Box\u003c\/em\u003e–you Get Community and Commitment!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou’re getting momentum. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eConsistency. Clarity. Plus Weekly COMEDY! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI provide places for MEN privately and WOMEN privately (ya'll are different) and then events to meet each other! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAs we all rise, we rise together, like water, and drown the Beast while we have the most fun. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGet your hot mom BFF and muse who shows up even when you're just learning to show up for yourself. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"HOLY HOT MOM","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42716418768983,"sku":"box-hot-mom","price":169.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0590\/0809\/0199\/files\/HHM-hotmombox-product.png?v=1784787906"},{"product_id":"parasite-killer","title":"Holy Hot Mom Big Killer Box!","description":"\u003cp\u003eBe committed to exiting the matrix! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGo big full body and full cleanse with our Relief Tea (helps relieve creepy weirdos) and the BIG BOTTLE of Ex-It Oil! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCheaper than the price of the individual items and can be on a Limited or prolonged subscription so that you know you have it coming. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch1 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e","brand":"Angela Shelton","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42517466021975,"sku":null,"price":497.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0590\/0809\/0199\/files\/clean_up.jpg?v=1762447348"},{"product_id":"holy-hot-mom-castor-oil-blend-for-tension-stress-and-intimacy","title":"Ex-it Oil","description":"\u003ch2\u003eLeave the tension \u0026amp; stress behind.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe silky serum for full body restoration, nervous system regulation, and lymph node love. Good for sore muscles, tired bodies, hips, feet, backs, bellies, scars, tattoos, and all your lips, holes, and souls.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSoftens, hydrates, glows, and smells incredible while it works. One bottle. Endless uses. Undeniably magical.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInfused for several weeks in small batches with castor oil, ancient herbs, flower resins, and sacred botanicals traditionally used for body care and grounding.\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWarm, soothing, \u0026amp; sexy!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOnly available until sold out\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ \u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePeople report real shifts in the body, intimacy, mood, and how they move through the world.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat People Use It For\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Daily massage or body anointing\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Tension, soreness, tired skin\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Vulva, balls, beard, lymph nodes - yes, put it on your booty hole!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Feet, hips, back, belly, scars, tattoos\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ That thing you don’t want to talk about but want relief from\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat’s Inside\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eAll-organic castor, calendula, and apricot kernel oils slowly infused with:\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e✦ Comfrey\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Elder Flower\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Japanese Knotweed\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Nettle\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Mullein\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Yarrow\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Linden Flower\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFinished with—\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e✦ Frankincense \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Myrrh\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Vitamin E\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Edible Gold (that’s not glitter)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Holy Hot Mom’s sacred flower blend\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u0026lt;br\u0026gt;\u003cbr\u003eSlow-brewed in tiny batches with u✧n✧\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ef✧o✧r✧s✧e✧e✧n levels of devotion.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u0026lt;br\/\u0026gt;\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ \u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy It Works\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Castor oil. (Your grandma was right.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Ancient herbs nobody can patent.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Brewed slowly for months, never mass-produced.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Started in my kitchen while trying to survive a parasite cleanse and fix my own butt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ \u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTurns out it’s fantastic for \u003cem\u003eeveryone\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for—\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e✦ neck, jaw, lymph points\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e✦ wrists, behind knees\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e✦ quick grounding during stress\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e✦ on-the-go relief\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e✦ pack in your bag for a rejuvenating lift during the day\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e✦ Use anywhere on your body - avoid your eyes \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e⏳ Made to order.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlease allow 7–14 days for herbs to steep and batches to finish.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ \u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy People Reorder and Become Wholesale Affiliates \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e☞ This oil tends to become part of people’s lives.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e☞ People use it after long days, hard workouts, emotional spirals, massages, festivals, road trips, intimacy, and mysterious shoulder pain that appeared out of nowhere.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e☞ Some keep it beside the bed.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e☞ Some keep it in the car.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e☞ Some hide bottles from their partners.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e☞ It’s not just body oil.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e☞ It’s relief, ritual, and a tiny moment of exhale.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eChoose your bottle and see where your body asks for it.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"HOLY HOT MOM","offers":[{"title":"2 oz","offer_id":41915052589143,"sku":"oil-bottle-2","price":69.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8 oz","offer_id":42069405761623,"sku":"oil-bottle-8","price":242.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16 oz","offer_id":43971886579799,"sku":"oil-bottle-16","price":444.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0590\/0809\/0199\/files\/HHM-ExitOil-AngelaWoods-NewBranding.png?v=1782925423"},{"product_id":"hot-mom-roll-on","title":"Come-free Roller","description":"\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eRitualized relief for sore muscles, stressed nervous systems, sensual reconnection, and humans carrying way too much in their body.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eThe fan favorites.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eSame legendary \u003cem\u003eHoly Hot Mom\u003c\/em\u003e oil — now in grab-and-roll steel bottles your shoulders, hips, knees, jaw, nervous system, and emotionally complicated lower back will deeply appreciate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eThis is not skincare.\u003cbr\u003eThis is not perfume.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eThis is anointing oil for humans who are done living numb, tight, disconnected, or spiritually trapped inside their own trapezius muscles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eHoly Hot Mom \u003c\/em\u003eRollers were created at the intersection of:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003echronic tension relief\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003enervous system support\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003esensual reconnection\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003egrounding rituals\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eemotional regulation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ebody remembrance\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003eBecause pain, pleasure, and power all live in the same body.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eGrounding. Soothing. Sensual. Everyday ritual support.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eDeeply calming and endlessly useful, these are the rollers people keep:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ebeside the bed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ein the car\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ein festival bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eat work\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eon airplanes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ebeside emotional support beverages\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eand anywhere life tends to body-slam them unexpectedly.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003ePeople use them for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003echronic tension\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003einflammation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003enervous system care\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003elymph support\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003egrounding\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eprayer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003esleep rituals\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eemotional regulation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003erecovery\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003esensual body care\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e✨ Safe For All Parts\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eThe classic Holy Hot Mom experience in a zero-mess steel roller bottle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eneck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ejaw\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003elymph points\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ewrists\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ebehind knees\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003etemples\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003elower belly\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003efeet\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003escars\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003etattoos\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e“I need a minute” moments\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003eUse anywhere on your body.\u003cbr\u003eAvoid your eyes unless you enjoy learning difficult lessons.\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Angela Shelton","offers":[{"title":"50 mL","offer_id":42328221876311,"sku":"oil-roll-come-free-original","price":46.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0590\/0809\/0199\/files\/Xun_abSqJdWO6-kPwc-dkQc_0_gps_generated_7e12a1fd-13d8-4812-a54a-55afe0a08ac8.png?v=1778379298"},{"product_id":"celery-queen","title":"🌱✨ CELERY Queen Jean WAND!","description":"\u003ch1 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHot Mom Celery Wand! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYour Celery Wand makes the High Vibrations easier and more fun and the backstory keeps you LAUGHING every time you see celery! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWave Your Wands \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEnergy Wand - Meditation Wand • Frequency FUN Companion\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIncludes: 1 Bottle of Holy Hot Mom Ex-It Oil and TWO Celery Wands! \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCELERY SOLDIERS Membership (excuse me WHAT?!) + Digital Book and updated lives PLUS you are now in the Celery Soldiers! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOur mission to LAUGH every time you see celery and to use your Celery Queen Jean Wand to elevate your FREQUENCY and all around you! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor those who know: use this wand as a demon blaster too - join our lives to find out how to use it and to practice laughing! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e- your celery is for EXTERNAL PLAY ONLY! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhat Is the Celery Queen Jean™ Wand?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Celery Queen Jean Beam is a WAND! It's an energy shifter, mood lifter, dark aura slayer, laughter and joy weapon! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt’s a ritual object, a meditation anchor, and a frequency companion designed to help you redirect energy, calm your nervous system, and bring your focus back to what actually matters.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBorn from laughter, honesty, and a real breakthrough moment inside the Sacred Circus community, this piece exists to help you move from restless habits → grounded presence → creative flow.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd yes… it’s celery. It is a TOY CELERY that looks like a real celery stalk and it's HILARIOUS. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSometimes the thing that heals you is the thing that makes you laugh.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhy Celery?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause all hail Queen Jean and those who know the full story. Come into our lives for the reveal. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePSST: parasites don't like celery! \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePLUS celery is ancient, medicinal, misunderstood, and wildly underestimated.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHistorically, celery was:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDisplayed in ceremonial vases\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUsed as a symbol of vitality and purification\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eKnown for its cleansing properties (physical and energetic)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis piece is symbolic, not edible — but it stands as a reminder that small, simple things can interrupt destructive loops and restore clarity.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e","brand":"Angela Shelton","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42531426959447,"sku":null,"price":72.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0590\/0809\/0199\/files\/27E9D0C2-B124-4B62-908A-831B0B875907.jpg?v=1788983230"},{"product_id":"spicy-hot-mom-roll-ons","title":"Spicy Hot Mom Roller","description":"\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eWarming, cooling, fiery relief for angry muscles, stubborn knots, sciatica drama, and humans whose body is currently staging a protest.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eThis one wakes things up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eLike Icy Hot, Tiger Balm, and Arnica had a mystical little baby that wandered through the desert singing Yeshua.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eDesigned for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003esore backs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eshoulders\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eknees\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ehips\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003efeet\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003earms\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ehands\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003einflammation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003epost-workout soreness\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e“I don’t feel in my body” days\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ecreative stagnation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eemotional shutdown\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eWarming. Cooling. Activating. Not subtle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003ePlease avoid:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eeyes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003edelicate areas\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003etender bits\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eand absolutely no butt adventures with this one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eUse sparingly. Intentionally. Respectfully.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003eThe Spicy Roller disappears fast, so if your body likes heat, movement, and dramatic recovery moments, claim yours before the next batch sells out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e🌿 SPICY ROLLER INGREDIENTS\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eHoly Hot Mom’s original herbal oil blend infused with:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eclove\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eblack pepper\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003epeppermint\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eangelica root\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ea touch of eucalyptus\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eAdded to the signature base of:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eorganic castor oil\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ecalendula\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eapricot kernel oil\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ecomfrey\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eelder flower\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eJapanese knotweed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003enettle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003emullein\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eyarrow\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003elinden flower\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003efrankincense\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003emyrrh\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003evitamin E\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eedible gold\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHoly Hot Mom sacred flower blend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003eSlow-steeped in tiny batches with alarming levels of devotion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e🧠 HOW TO USE\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eThere’s no wrong way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eApply to:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eneck \u0026amp; collarbone\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003elower belly\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003esacrum\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003efeet\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eshoulders\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ehips\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eknees\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eanywhere your body feels tight, tired, shut down, or overstimulated\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eSay nothing.\u003cbr\u003eSay a prayer.\u003cbr\u003eSay “I’m back.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003eYour body understands.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e✨ WHY PEOPLE LOVE THESE\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eBecause healing doesn’t have to feel sterile, clinical, or emotionally beige.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eBecause your body deserves:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003epleasure\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003erelief\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003esoftness\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ewarmth\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003esupport\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ehumor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eand rituals that help you feel alive again.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eYou are allowed to:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003efeel better\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003esmell amazing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ereconnect with yourself\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ehave fun\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003etake up space in your body again\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003eAnd maybe stop carrying the weight of civilization in your shoulders.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eDepending on demand, batches may take 10–14 days from steeping to shipping. Small-batch means we make it slowly, not soullessly.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Angela Shelton","offers":[{"title":"30 mL","offer_id":44183791370327,"sku":"oil-roll-on-spicy","price":42.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"50 mL","offer_id":44183780229207,"sku":"oil-roll-on-spicy-jumbo","price":55.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0590\/0809\/0199\/files\/B8325EE0-C738-4253-B4B5-84450081CAEE.jpg?v=1788983032"},{"product_id":"boyfriend-box","title":"Holy King Oil","description":"\u003ch1 class=\"hero-sub\"\u003eGet the Holy on your body from balls-to-beard and watch how it elevates your soul. \u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"hero-sub\"\u003eBecause the love of Holy Hot Mom doesn't belong left on a shelf for someday... \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"section-heading\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhich Man Are You?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e→ One time box for the normal man just waking up. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e→ One time for the BDE man ready to go all the way in with me.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e→ Repeat your Hot Mom with a Monthly Man Box when you understand. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"hero-sub\"\u003e────────────────────\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFirst Date Box ↴↴\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"item-name\"\u003eHoly Hot King Man \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"item-name\"\u003eOil\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"item-note\"\u003eBeard to balls. The man's oil. You'll understand the moment you smell your Holy box and rub the love in. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"item-icon\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e+ Mystery Gift\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e+ Handwritten love note from me, Angela with an invite to get to know me by knowing and sharing more of yourself. \u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"item-list\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"items-label\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe BDE Man Box ↴↴\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eMan Oil on the regular with your favorite Hot Mom Ex-it oil and a surprise roll and a smirk. \u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBeard to balls. Start here and never go back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003e+ Mom’s Giggle Gift\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003e+ Handwritten love note from Angela\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"hero-sub\"\u003e────────────────────\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eGet Me Monthly (and daily and weekly) \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sub-card-title\"\u003eThe Hot Mom Boyfriend Joins the Sacred Circus Monthly Membership\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sub-card-sub\"\u003e✦ Your name in my world every single month ✦\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"sub-includes\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"check\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOne Holy Hot Mom Oil delivered monthly\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e— rotates so you build the full collection over time. Your body will thank you.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"check\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDaily IFA Love — email \u0026amp; SMS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e— I'm For Always love messages straight to you. Every single day. Because you deserve to be reminded you're loved.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"check\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWeekly Audio Meditations\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e— from me, to you, straight to your ears. For your nervous system, your clarity, your spirit.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"check\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrivate Podcast Access\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e— \"Elevate Your Sex Life with Angela Shelton.\" For you and whoever you've chosen to love. This is not your average podcast. You're welcome.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"check\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDinner \u0026amp; Movie Nights\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e— virtual and live events watching Angela's films together, sharing food and stories. You'll be notified first. Always.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"check\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSacred Circus Community\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e— healthy, awake, alive people. Men who build things. Women who love men who build things. Come be part of something real.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"check\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eI see your name every month\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e— and I love you for it. Every subscriber is helping me help more men in this world. That is not a small thing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePsst: don’t use this oil if you are on erectile dysfunction medication! \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eAnd Remember that I am an alchemist and I work with lots of different herbs. You’re King oil is loaded with herbs and oils and you might get a twig or a leaf and you have individual blue lotus flowers delicately pushed into each bottle. \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eYour oil has a scent that makes me think of a sexy hot dad outside in nature building a treehouse while in the glow of dawn and dusk with Fireflies playfully darting around a campsite. \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003eI love you! \u003c\/h1\u003e","brand":"HOLY HOT MOM","offers":[{"title":"King Solo","offer_id":44028478947415,"sku":"oil-bottle-2-king","price":69.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"King Hooked Up","offer_id":44028494970967,"sku":"box-king","price":222.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0590\/0809\/0199\/files\/HHM-HolyHotKing-Box.png?v=1784250828"},{"product_id":"baby-dragon-roller","title":"Baby Dragon Roller","description":"\u003ch2\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe tiny but mighty flower-powered pocket weapon.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSame beloved Holy Hot Mom base formula — only amplified with extra flowers and extra attitude. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSmall enough for your bag. Strong enough to become emotionally important.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople use it for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003etemples during stress spirals\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003egrounding and emotional resets\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003etravel and everyday carry\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003enervous system support\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003equick moments of exhale during chaotic days\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eperfume for humans who are done living numb\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is not skincare. This is not perfume.\u003cbr\u003eThis is anointing oil for humans who are done being small.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eRub it in. And come follow Angela on socials — we speak in code 😉🥷🤟\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"HOLY HOT MOM","offers":[{"title":"10 mL","offer_id":44184541462615,"sku":"oil-baby-dragon","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0590\/0809\/0199\/files\/HHM-BabyDragon-10mL.jpg?v=1787387148"},{"product_id":"creepy-crawly-comedy-club","title":"Hot Mom's Holy Comedy Show and Care Box","description":"\u003cp\u003eJoin the Comedy Show Cohort with Angela Shelton (\u0026amp; guests) to slay demons, take back your Light Power \u0026amp; completely reclaim your joy, all while eradicating creepy weirdos in your life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe meet for a coffee... enema on the floor and oil up our lips, holes, and souls and laugh joyously. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou get a Holy Hot Mom Box PLUS Hot Mom's Demon Relief TEA and Surprise Toys and Gifts with your show - because you are a part of it! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWatch replays since August 8 and join the community to join the Sacred Circus. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCome into the Lives with Angela and Guests to find and live your true liFe mission! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHAZARD WARNING: You might quit your job and write a song and laugh joyously while you have fun and funds that you never expected. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"HOLY HOT MOM","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44027742453847,"sku":"creepycrawly8826","price":333.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0590\/0809\/0199\/files\/clean_up_6cfec330-3893-4411-999e-454a4ac52100.jpg?v=1780929309"},{"product_id":"wholy-hot-kiss","title":"Wholy Hot Kiss","description":"\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWHOLY HOT KISS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor soft lips, wandering hands \u0026amp; wherever else a good kiss might land.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA voluptuous, all-organic lip balm made with rich African shea butter, beeswax \u0026amp; comfrey. Choose the \u003cstrong\u003eOriginal\u003c\/strong\u003e for a warm, vanilla-kissed scent, or \u003cstrong\u003eBeet It\u003c\/strong\u003e for a deeper flush with beets, cinnamon, and cloves. Smooth it on. Pucker up. See where it goes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOriginal Color and Scent \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll Organic Ingredients: African Shea Butter, Beeswax, Apricot Kernel Oil, Castor Oil, Calendula Oil, Vitamin E Oil, Comfrey, Japanese Knotweed, Calendula, Red Clover, Nettle, Yarrow, Linden Flower, Mullein, Vervain, Frankincense, Myrrh, Wormwood, Blue Tansy, Dragon’s Blood, Cloves, lemongrass, Vanilla, edible gold (not glitter)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWHOLY HOT KISS: Beet It \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll Organic Ingredients: African Shea Butter, Beeswax, Apricot Kernel Oil, Castor Oil, Calendula Oil, Vitamin E Oil, Comfrey, Japanese Knotweed, Calendula, Red Clover, Nettle, Yarrow, Linden Flower, Mullein, Vervain, Frankincense, Myrrh, Wormwood, Blue Tansy, Dragon’s Blood, Cloves, Lemongrass, Vanilla, Edible Gold (not glitter) + Beets, Cloves, Cinnamon \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePSST: the lip love balms are what the ladies chase Holy Hot Mom down in the parking lots for, asking if there are any left after being SOLD OUT every single time! \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"HOLY HOT MOM","offers":[{"title":"Original","offer_id":44058222821463,"sku":"lip-balm-og","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Beet It","offer_id":44058241073239,"sku":"lip-balm-beet","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0590\/0809\/0199\/files\/wholy_kiss_in_the_air.png?v=1784590002"},{"product_id":"hot-kiss-combo","title":"Wholy Hot Kiss Combo","description":"\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWHOLY HOT KISS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor soft lips, wandering hands \u0026amp; wherever else a good kiss might land.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA voluptuous, all-organic lip balm made with rich African shea butter, beeswax \u0026amp; comfrey. Choose the \u003cstrong\u003eOriginal\u003c\/strong\u003e for a warm, vanilla-kissed scent, or \u003cstrong\u003eBeet It\u003c\/strong\u003e for a deeper flush with beets, cinnamon, and cloves. Smooth it on. Pucker up. See where it goes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOriginal Color and Scent \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll Organic Ingredients: African Shea Butter, Beeswax, Apricot Kernel Oil, Castor Oil, Calendula Oil, Vitamin E Oil, Comfrey, Japanese Knotweed, Calendula, Red Clover, Nettle, Yarrow, Linden Flower, Mullein, Vervain, Frankincense, Myrrh, Wormwood, Blue Tansy, Dragon’s Blood, Cloves, lemongrass, Vanilla, edible gold (not glitter)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWHOLY HOT KISS: Beet It \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll Organic Ingredients: African Shea Butter, Beeswax, Apricot Kernel Oil, Castor Oil, Calendula Oil, Vitamin E Oil, Comfrey, Japanese Knotweed, Calendula, Red Clover, Nettle, Yarrow, Linden Flower, Mullein, Vervain, Frankincense, Myrrh, Wormwood, Blue Tansy, Dragon’s Blood, Cloves, Lemongrass, Vanilla, Edible Gold (not glitter) + Beets, Cloves, Cinnamon \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePSST: the lip love balms are what the ladies chase Holy Hot Mom down in the parking lots for, asking if there are any left after being SOLD OUT every single time! \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"HOLY HOT MOM","offers":[{"title":"Original \/ 2 for $20","offer_id":44100083777623,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Beet It \/ 2 for $20","offer_id":44100101701719,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Original \/ 4 Pack (save $10)","offer_id":44100083810391,"sku":null,"price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Beet It \/ 4 Pack (save $10)","offer_id":44100101734487,"sku":null,"price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Original \/ 1 Stick","offer_id":44100101341271,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Beet It \/ 1 Stick","offer_id":44100101767255,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0590\/0809\/0199\/files\/wholy_kiss_in_the_air.png?v=1784590002"},{"product_id":"kissmydragon-box","title":"Kiss My Dragon Box","description":"\u003cp\u003eGet the COVETED LIP BALMS and TWO NEW Rollers of the Ex-It Oil and the Spicy Oil to travel with. We are designing new stickers and boxes so are sharing these in a sample box to try! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAt the bottom of every pot, once the Dragon Oil has been poured, the herbs are still soaked with goodness. We carefully squeeze out every last drop to create the Baby Dragon Roller—a tiny, extra-concentrated roller made from the richest part of the batch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor the Kiss My Dragon Box, we paired the original Baby Dragon with her spicy little sister and added two Wholy Kiss Lip Balms for good measure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThis is not just a pink box of products.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIt’s somewhere between:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ea purse-sized comfort kit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ea spicy little pick-me-up\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ea lip balm love story\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eand a very cute way to take care of yourself\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eInside the box:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e1 Baby Dragon Roller\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e1 Spicy Baby Dragon Roller\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e1 Wholy Kiss Lip Balms\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI Wholy Kiss Beet It\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUse them on sore muscles, tight shoulders, cranky knees, dry skin, and the spots that need a little extra love.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eNeck. Hips. Knees. Belly. Lips. Cheeks. Yes, both kinds - unless it's spicy!\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cimg alt=\":kiss:\" src=\"https:\/\/a.slack-edge.com\/production-standard-emoji-assets\/16.0\/apple-medium\/1f48b@2x.png\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"HOLY HOT MOM","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44183775117399,"sku":"oil-box-kissmy","price":39.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0590\/0809\/0199\/files\/IMG_2684.jpg_202608221108.jpg?v=1787422108"},{"product_id":"spicy-baby-dragon","title":"Spicy Baby Dragon","description":"\u003ch2\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe tiny but mighty flower-powered pocket weapon.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSame beloved Holy Hot Mom base formula — only amplified with extra flowers and extra attitude. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSmall enough for your bag. Strong enough to become emotionally important.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople use it for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBack of neck during stress spirals\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003egrounding and emotional resets\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003etravel and everyday carry\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003enervous system support\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003equick moments of exhale during chaotic days\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eperfume for humans who are done living numb\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is not skincare. This is not perfume.\u003cbr\u003eThis is anointing oil for humans who are done being small.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eRub it in. And come follow Angela on socials — we speak in code 😉🥷🤟\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"HOLY HOT MOM","offers":[{"title":"10 mL","offer_id":44185924567127,"sku":"oil-roll-on-spicy-baby-dragon","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0590\/0809\/0199\/files\/HHM-BabyDragon-10mL.jpg?v=1787387148"},{"product_id":"hot-mom-relief-tea","title":"Hot Mom Relief Tea","description":"\u003cp\u003eA Delicious Killer Hot Mom Tea that demons don’t like and your taste buds do! \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHyssop, dandelion leaf, licorice root, wormwood, cherry bark, lemon balm, ginger root, lemon Verbena lemongrass, honeyBush, star anise, black current black walnut powder bearberry, organic raisins, be pollen blessed thistle, paco d’arco\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis tea comes in the comedy show box and is so popular that we have it now to order on its own or add to your box! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"HOLY HOT MOM","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44242495111255,"sku":null,"price":33.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0590\/0809\/0199\/files\/EE32D9F4-91F7-4457-9BC7-7963ACCAA6EC.jpg?v=1788552397"},{"product_id":"holy-hot-mom-cream-stick","title":"Holy Hot Mom CREAM STICK!","description":"\u003cp\u003eFINALLY! The most popular product - the CREAM - Is now in a stick! The Holy Hot Mom Cream Stick gives you all the luxury of the much loved Ex-It Oil Married with African Shea butter, Organic beeswax, pearl powder and neem oil. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUse this on your face and body without your fingers getting oily. The moisturizer seeps in Quickly. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis also creates the much loved face cream with pearl powder that sold out at our markets! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis divine beauty is your all-in-one Hot Mom Cream Stick that is HOLY! \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese will sell out fast! \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"HOLY HOT MOM","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44258838904919,"sku":null,"price":42.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0590\/0809\/0199\/files\/IMG-3100.heic?v=1788954384"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0590\/0809\/0199\/collections\/HHM-hotmombox-product.png?v=1788972792","url":"https:\/\/holyhotmom.com\/collections\/hot-mom-box.oembed","provider":"HOLY HOT MOM","version":"1.0","type":"link"}