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We witness awakenings.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Daily body or anointing ritual\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Tension, soreness, tired skin\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Vulva, balls, beard, lymph nodes - yes, put it on your booty hole!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Feet, hips, back, belly, scars, tattoos\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ That thing you don’t want to talk about but want relief from\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat’s Inside\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eAll-organic castor, calendula, and apricot kernel oils slowly infused with:\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e✦ Comfrey\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Elder Flower\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Japanese Knotweed\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Nettle\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Mullein\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Yarrow\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Linden Flower\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFinished with—\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e✦ Frankincense \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Myrrh\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Vitamin E\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Edible Gold (that’s not glitter)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Holy Hot Mom’s sacred flower blend\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u0026lt;br\u0026gt;\u003cbr\u003eSlow-brewed in tiny batches with u✧n✧\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ef✧o✧r✧s✧e✧e✧n levels of devotion.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u0026lt;br\/\u0026gt;\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ \u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy It Works\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Castor oil. (Your grandma was right.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Ancient herbs nobody can patent.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Brewed slowly for months, never mass-produced.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Started in my kitchen while trying to survive a parasite cleanse and fix my own butt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ \u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTurns out it’s fantastic for \u003cem\u003eeveryone\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for—\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e✦ neck, jaw, lymph points\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e✦ wrists, behind knees\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e✦ quick grounding during stress\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e✦ on-the-go relief\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e✦ pack in your bag for a rejuvenating lift during the day\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e✦ Use anywhere on your body - avoid your eyes \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e⏳ Made to order.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlease allow 7–14 days for herbs to steep and batches to finish.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ \u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy People Reorder and Become Wholesale Affiliates \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e☞ This oil tends to become part of people’s lives.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e☞ People use it after long days, hard workouts, emotional spirals, massages, festivals, road trips, intimacy, and mysterious shoulder pain that appeared out of nowhere.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e☞ Some keep it beside the bed.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e☞ Some keep it in the car.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e☞ Some hide bottles from their partners.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e☞ It’s not just body oil.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e☞ It’s relief, ritual, and a tiny moment of exhale.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eChoose your bottle above and see where your body asks for it.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Angela Shelton","offers":[{"title":"2 oz","offer_id":41915052589143,"sku":null,"price":69.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8 oz","offer_id":42069405761623,"sku":null,"price":242.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0590\/0809\/0199\/files\/v_Y0AfnXXoqtmBsiPSy3Zw_8xPvCQYbSLqsLmKEwa8M7A_cover_2k.png?v=1778280911"},{"product_id":"emails-from-my-mom-too-funny-not-to-forward","title":"Emails from My Mom, Too Funny Not to Forward","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMy mother 's emails are as rambling as her life has been. 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