{"title":"Oils and Ointments","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"membership","title":"Holy Hot Mom Relief \u0026 Rebellion Box","description":"\u003ch1\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHoly Hot Mom™ Relief \u0026amp; Rebellion Box\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eRecovery Oils, Ritual Goods, Emotional Support \u0026amp; Tiny Wellness Revolutions\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eEvery month, a bright pink Holy Hot Mom box arrives at your door packed with rotating small-batch creations, member-only goodies, ritual care, and lovingly chaotic support for your body, home, nervous system, and emotional pile of laundry.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eThis is not just a subscription box.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eIt’s somewhere between:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ewellness club\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ecomedy support group\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eaccountability circle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003etraveling tent revival\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eand a very organized emotional exorcism.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eIncludes:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1 Ex-It Oil Dropper (\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e2oz)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1 Original Roller (50ml)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1 Baby Dragon Roller\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1 Spicy Hot Roller (30ml)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003ePlus monthly member-only goodies, weekly cleanup calls, Sacred Circus access, discounts, surprise wellness drops, and deeply supportive weirdness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"p1\"\u003eDesigned for sore muscles, tension, dry skin, intimate body care, and sacred bits that deserve better support.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch4 class=\"p2\"\u003eNeck. 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Cheeks.\u003cbr\u003eYes, both kinds.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e⭐ Get Your HOT MOM BOX shipped to you monthly with your Hot Mom goodies only for members like the coveted lip balms! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou get monthly level up your health, joy, love, and laughter each month. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCome into the lives to request special replacements in your box. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWEEKLY CLEAN-YO-SH*T PLAYDATES\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEvery Wednesday, we gather for two hours to clean, and that includes your phone and inbox, so that we cleanse the emotions \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eunderneath the piles! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ePlus how to slay parasites Q\u0026amp;A\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMONTHLY REVIVALS + RESET CALLS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBe on the list for all monthly webinars and workshops and in person revivals and Sacred Circus Events. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDISCOUNTS ON ALL PRODUCTS + a HOT MOM BOX! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMembers save money every month!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWHY JOIN?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause you MUST HAVE that FUN PINK BOX arrive monthly to your house to make you giggle. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou want daily, weekly, and monthly LAUGHTER, JOY, and LOVE that lifts your chronic pain and shoves you into living your joyful life already! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou want access to \u003cem\u003eHoly Hot Mom\u003c\/em\u003e Angela and her community to have more FUN! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYOU’RE NOT JUST GETTING CONTENT and a \u003cem\u003eHot Box\u003c\/em\u003e–you Get Community and Commitment!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou’re getting momentum. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eConsistency. 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The scent is so fabulous because it also slays demons. It's been sung and spoken over with pain lifting affirmations with bells, forks, and sometimes spoons. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach batch is small and holy and lasts about 2 years, but you'll use it up way faster than that once you feel it and smell it. Sign up for the \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.angelashelton.com\/products\/membership\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003eHot Mom Box Membership\u003c\/a\u003e to be first in line after SOLD OUT and get your love shipped to you! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLove Balms are holy goodness to use for everyday anointing, pain relief, lymph movement, energy clearing, and parasite blocking (and slay ritual). \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eALL Sizes are the same concoction, poured into different sizes for your Anointing of:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLips and sore nips\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNeck, temples, back pain, cramps\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSkin irritation, bites, flakes, sunburns\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLymphatic drainage (neck, armpits, collarbone, groin, back of knees)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeadache, focus, prayer - use on temples and back of neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eParasite Purge Party - use around belly button, feet, spine, and yes, your main exit - the booty hole\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLove the ritual of melting your pain, soothing your soul, and giving your nervous system and nostrils a spa treatment from God. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOriginally made to put on your booty hole during a parasite cleanse, it's safe for ALL holes. No guarantees, just a hazard warning to parasites, flakes, and flare-ups. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHandmade with ancient botanicals and pure intentions, this balm is more than skincare—it’s spiritual anointing in a jar.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll Angela Shelton body and balm products have a \u003cstrong\u003eBiblical Blend\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e+ Demon Killers. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🙌 HOW TO USE YOUR LOVE:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRub balm anywhere you feel pain or need love\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eApply to lymph node spots, on pressure points, pain spots, and achy zones\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUse daily for parasite-clearing, prayer rituals, or post-shower self-care (Remember to put on your booty during a parasite cleanse, especially during the full moon kill-a-queen time!)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUse under feet and spine at night for energetic clearing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLiven up TATTOOS! \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUse on dry or pain-filled hands (folks have said it helps the A word a lot!) \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHave body or booty aches? Rub this on the spots where it hurts! \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHave an outbreak starting on your lips or elsewhere? Try this early and watch how fast it makes it go down. Could be the balm, could be your mindset... just sharing what others have said about this WHOLY LOVE BALM! \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eINGREDIENTS\u003cbr\u003eWhat’s Inside (And Why It’s Legendary) ALL 100% ORGANIC\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTHE BASE LOVE - \u003cstrong\u003eAfrican Shea Butter,\u003c\/strong\u003e Beeswax, Olive oil, and Apricot kernel oil infused with \u003cstrong\u003eComfrey flowers\u003c\/strong\u003e, leaves, and buds: Known as “bone knit” – cellular regeneration, wound healing, joint and tissue love, along with Alchemist Angela's sacred herbal blend to slay demons and anoint your soul and soles:\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCalendula, Red Clover, Nettle, Yarrow, Elderberry Flower, Linden Flower, Mullein, Vervain, Angelica Root\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFrankincense, Myrrh, Edible GOLD, \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eWormwood, Vanilla, Black Walnut, \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eParasite slaying flower blend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Angela Shelton","offers":[{"title":"Large Body and Booty Balm 2 oz","offer_id":42149652103255,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Med Handheld Balm 1 oz","offer_id":42149652070487,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Lip and Nip Balm .5 oz","offer_id":42149652037719,"sku":null,"price":9.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"BUNDLE all three ($64 value)","offer_id":42150010454103,"sku":null,"price":47.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0590\/0809\/0199\/files\/love_oil.jpg?v=1765741429"},{"product_id":"hot-mom-roll-on","title":"Holy Hot Mom Ex-it Oil Rollers","description":"\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eRitualized relief for sore muscles, stressed nervous systems, sensual reconnection, and humans carrying way too much in their body.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eThe fan favorites.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eSame legendary \u003cem\u003eHoly Hot Mom\u003c\/em\u003e oil — now in grab-and-roll steel bottles your shoulders, hips, knees, jaw, nervous system, and emotionally complicated lower back will deeply appreciate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eThis is not skincare.\u003cbr\u003eThis is not perfume.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eThis is anointing oil for humans who are done living numb, tight, disconnected, or spiritually trapped inside their own trapezius muscles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eHoly Hot Mom \u003c\/em\u003eRollers were created at the intersection of:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003echronic tension relief\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003enervous system support\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003esensual reconnection\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003egrounding rituals\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eemotional regulation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ebody remembrance\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003eBecause pain, pleasure, and power all live in the same body.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e🌿 ORIGINAL HOLY HOT MOM ROLLERS\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eGrounding. Soothing. Sensual. Everyday ritual support.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eDeeply calming and endlessly useful, these are the rollers people keep:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ebeside the bed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ein the car\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ein festival bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eat work\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eon airplanes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ebeside emotional support beverages\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eand anywhere life tends to body-slam them unexpectedly.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003ePeople use them for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003echronic tension\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003einflammation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003enervous system care\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003elymph support\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003egrounding\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eprayer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003esleep rituals\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eemotional regulation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003erecovery\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003esensual body care\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e✨ Original Roller — Safe For All Parts\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eThe classic Holy Hot Mom experience in a zero-mess steel roller bottle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eneck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ejaw\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003elymph points\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ewrists\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ebehind knees\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003etemples\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003elower belly\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003efeet\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003escars\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003etattoos\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e“I need a minute” moments\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003eUse anywhere on your body.\u003cbr\u003eAvoid your eyes unless you enjoy learning difficult lessons.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e🌿 Baby Dragon Roller\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eThe tiny but mighty flower-powered pocket weapon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eSame beloved base formula, only amplified with extra flowers and extra attitude.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003ePeople use it for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003etemples\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003estress spirals\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003egrounding\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eemotional resets\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003etravel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eperfume\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003enervous system support\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003equick moments of exhale during chaotic days\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003eSmall enough for your bag.\u003cbr\u003eStrong enough to become emotionally important.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Angela Shelton","offers":[{"title":"Holy Hot Mom Original Roller 1.7oz","offer_id":42328221876311,"sku":null,"price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Baby Dragon Roller","offer_id":42467036790871,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0590\/0809\/0199\/files\/Xun_abSqJdWO6-kPwc-dkQc_0_gps_generated_7e12a1fd-13d8-4812-a54a-55afe0a08ac8.png?v=1778379298"},{"product_id":"holy-hot-mom-come-free-creams","title":"HOLY HOT MOM BODY AND BUTT CREAMS","description":"\u003ch2 data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003eCome-Free Body Cream for Moisturizing and Pain Relief\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003eYou found the holy grail of miracle whips (but we can't say that, only our testimonials can) \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003eRich, creamy, comfrey-powered whips for lips, holes, soles, and souls.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003eUse for: Dry skin, lips, cuticles, heels Muscle aches, soreness, joint pain Wound healing, scars, bruises Postpartum care, personal areas \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003eLike Arnica, Neosporin, and Eczema creams had a baby blessed by Jesus who traveled the world and picked flowers. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003eThese are the whipped creams for the ritual of melting your pain, soothing your soul, and giving your nervous system a spa day from God with the amazing smell.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003eCream up your lymph nodes, face, body, head, booty! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003eOriginally made to put on your booty hole during a parasite cleanse, the COME-FREE CREAM is safe for ALL holes. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003eNo guarantees, just a hazard warning to parasites and flakes. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003eHandmade with ancient botanicals and pure intentions, this balm is more than skincare—it’s spiritual anointing in a jar.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eWhat’s Inside (And Why It’s Legendary) \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eALL ORGANIC THE BASE LOVE - African Shea Butter, castor oil, calendula oil, and apricot oil infused with Comfrey flowers, leaves, and buds, \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003eJapanese Knotweed, Calendula, Red Clover, Nettle, Yarrow, Linden Flower, Mullein, Vervain,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Frankincense, Myrrh, Wormwood, Black Walnut, Edible Gold Flakes, Hot Mom's Blend\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eAfrica Shea butter is the base and is wonderful on its own, Holy Hot Mom just makes it even more sacred. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eComfrey is known as “bone knit” – cellular regeneration, wound healing, joint and tissue love. Comfrey is a power plant. Grow it and call me. I'll come harvest and trade you creams. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Angela Shelton","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42404130521175,"sku":null,"price":42.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0590\/0809\/0199\/files\/lusicous_love.jpg?v=1755900107"},{"product_id":"spicy-hot-mom-roll-ons","title":"Spicy Hot Mom Roller","description":"\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eWarming, cooling, fiery relief for angry muscles, stubborn knots, sciatica drama, and humans whose body is currently staging a protest.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eThis one wakes things up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eLike Icy Hot, Tiger Balm, and Arnica had a mystical little baby that wandered through the desert singing Yeshua.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eDesigned for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003esore backs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eshoulders\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eknees\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ehips\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003efeet\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003earms\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ehands\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003esciatica\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003einflammation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003epost-workout soreness\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e“I don’t feel in my body” days\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ecreative stagnation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eemotional shutdown\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eWarming. Cooling. Activating. Not subtle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003ePlease avoid:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eeyes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003edelicate areas\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003etender bits\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eand absolutely no butt adventures with this one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eUse sparingly. Intentionally. Respectfully.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003eThe Spicy Roller disappears fast, so if your body likes heat, movement, and dramatic recovery moments, claim yours before the next batch sells out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e🌿 SPICY ROLLER INGREDIENTS\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eHoly Hot Mom’s original herbal oil blend infused with:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eclove\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eblack pepper\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003epeppermint\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eangelica root\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ea touch of eucalyptus\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eAdded to the signature base of:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eorganic castor oil\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ecalendula\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eapricot kernel oil\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ecomfrey\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eelder flower\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eJapanese knotweed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003enettle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003emullein\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eyarrow\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003elinden flower\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003efrankincense\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003emyrrh\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003evitamin E\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eedible gold\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHoly Hot Mom sacred flower blend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003eSlow-steeped in tiny batches with alarming levels of devotion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e🧠 HOW TO USE\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eThere’s no wrong way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eApply to:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eneck \u0026amp; collarbone\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003elower belly\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003esacrum\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003efeet\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eshoulders\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ehips\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eknees\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eanywhere your body feels tight, tired, shut down, or overstimulated\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eSay nothing.\u003cbr\u003eSay a prayer.\u003cbr\u003eSay “I’m back.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003eYour body understands.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e✨ WHY PEOPLE LOVE THESE\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eBecause healing doesn’t have to feel sterile, clinical, or emotionally beige.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eBecause your body deserves:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003epleasure\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003erelief\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003esoftness\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ewarmth\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003esupport\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ehumor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eand rituals that help you feel alive again.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eYou are allowed to:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003efeel better\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003esmell amazing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ereconnect with yourself\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ehave fun\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003etake up space in your body again\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003eAnd maybe stop carrying the weight of civilization in your shoulders.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eDepending on demand, batches may take 10–14 days from steeping to shipping. 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