Ex~it Chronic Pain From Your Body
Killer Hot Mom Cleanse (Lifestyle Upgrade)
Your Body Knows Where to Put It
WE DON'T CLAIM ANYTHING ◇ THE BODY REMEMBERS
Body Support
Designed for heavy hitters and hard workers. Tension, soreness, sciatica, and deep muscular holding.
Nervous System
A physical anchor for when the mind spirals. Use for instant grounding.
Sensual + Body Care
Designed for your most sensitive ecosystems. Beloved for vulva, balls, beard, and lymph nodes. For all your lips, holes, and souls. (Yes—it is meant for your booty hole).
Ritualized Recovery
How you apply matters as much as what you apply.
Morning Ritual
Apply 3–5 drops to the solar plexus and neck to ground the nervous system for the day ahead.
Point of Impact
For localized pain, massage into the tissue for 60 seconds to signal cellular recovery.
Post-Shower Seal
While skin is still damp, seal in moisture and botanical frequency across the body.
Intimate Restoration
A gentle restoration for your most sensitive areas.
Dream Steep
Apply to the soles of the feet and lower back before rest to deepen systemic relaxation.
Somatic Awakening
Apply simultaneously to the sacrum and base of the skull to release the energetic highway.
Also expansive for grief ☞ while parasite cleansing ☞ the collapse of modern civilization ☞ your ex that lives rent free in your head—all of it.
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Apply Pressure
Use intentional weight with your hands
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Massage Surface
Slow, circular motions for 60-90 seconds
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Wait & Absorb
Wait 2 minutes before dressing
Safe for all mucous membranes. Effective for post-operative scar tissue management and intimate pH support.
Avoid contact with eyes ⬦Do not apply to open wounds ⬦Formulated for external use ⬦Discontinue use if deep somatic irritation occurs
built for surviving the ever-present warfare waged on the body
Made with Ancient Herbs Nobody Can Patent
This Oil Has a Following for a Reason
This oil tends to become part of people’s lives. People use it after long days, hard workouts, festivals, road trips, intimacy, and mysterious shoulder pain that appeared out of nowhere.
Some keep it beside the bed. Some keep it in the car. Some hide bottles from their partners. It’s not just body oil—it’s relief, ritual, and a tiny moment of exhale.
Common Inquiries
Is this safe for sensitive skin?
Yes. Organic, cold-pressed oils chosen for their calming properties. Zero harsh synthetics.
Why does it work so well?
8× Potency. Most commercial oils are 90% cheap filler. We use slow-macerated botanicals and zero synthetic crap.
How long does shipping take?
Oils ship in 10–14 days because we make them to order. Rollers ship in 3–5 days.
Is it really for everyone?
If you have skin, it's for you. Fantastic for all your lips, holes, and souls.
What about the gold?
Edible gold symbolizes purity and divine worth. It is NOT glitter.