Give your body what it's been asking for.
Anointing Oil for Real Humans

Give your body what it's been asking for.

Ex-it Oil is a slow-brewed, spoken over, herb-steeped castor oil blend for full body love, glowing skin, and a nervous system that remembers the truth.

Made with love by Superhero Alchemist Angela Shelton
Give your body what it's been asking for.
Made with love by Superhero Alchemist Angela Shelton
Small Batch Only
Small Batch Only
Hand Poured
Hand Poured
No Synthetics
No Synthetics
Sang & Prayed Over
Sang & Prayed Over
Oil Up - Roll around - rub it in

Ways to Feel the Holy with Hot Mom

Ex-it Oil $69
Signature Oil

Ex-it Oil

Castor oil steeped with ancient herbs & poured by hand in small batches.

(37 reviews)
Holy Hot Mom CREAM STICK! $42
Signature Oil

Holy Hot Mom CREAM STICK!

Same beloved cream, now in a pocket-sized twist-up stick.

Wholy Hot Kiss $12

Wholy Hot Kiss

Softens, hydrates, glows & smells incredible while cleansing your aura.

Holy King Oil $69
Signature Oil

Holy King Oil

The King of the line, built for the men in your life.

(1 review)
Come-free Roller $46

Come-free Roller

Grab-and-roll bottles that your emotionally unstable lower back will deeply appreciate.

(13 reviews)
Spicy Hot Mom Roller $42

Spicy Hot Mom Roller

Fiery relief for bodies currently staging a protest.

(2 reviews)
Baby Dragon Roller - Ex-It Oil Travel Roller $18

Baby Dragon Roller - Ex-It Oil Travel Roller

Deep tissue relief for the neck, temples, & tiny areas with big issues.

(2 reviews)
Hot Mom Relief Tea $33
Signature Oil

Hot Mom Relief Tea

Loose herbs steeped slow, for people who need to sit down.

Real Stories

They Came for the Oils. They Stayed for the Community.

We don't do reviews ◇ we collect miracles

“I've had back pain for years and this lifted it like magic. I cried. I'm not even embarrassed about it.”

Sarah M.

Verified Purchase · Ex-It Oil

“No greasiness, no clogged-pore panic. My skin just… drank it. I use the roller every morning now and I don't know who I was before.”

Jade T.

Verified Purchase · Come-Free Roller

“The community is the secret weapon. Angela holds you like you matter, because apparently you do.”

Monica R.

Sacred Circus Member

“Spicy Hot is the most surprisingly good thing that has ever happened to my shoulders. I didn't believe the hype. I was wrong.”

Kristin L.

Verified Purchase · Spicy Hot Mom

“I subscribed thinking it was just a nice box. It became a ritual I actually look forward to. Monthly packages feel like love letters now.”

Dana F.

Monthly Subscriber

“The full moon calls sound ridiculous until you're on one and you realize you haven't laughed that hard in months while also genuinely healing.”

Priya S.

Sacred Circus — Killer Member

You landed here for a reason

Ex~it Oil is Your Escape Hatch

Long before mass-produced self-care became another billion-dollar industry, people healed with plants. We make one exceptional oil from ancient herbs nobody can patent—a quiet rebellion against the capitalist monopoly on the body.

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The Truth

These herbs were healing bodies long before pharmaceuticals. Nature has always been the cure.

The Lie

Many products use fillers and synthetic chemicals, and call it “natural”. Our products use what is found in ancient texts.

The Way

Every batch is slow brewed for several weeks, allowing the herbs to fully release their benefits and pass them on to you.

The Life

If you want to get out of pain and into play, this oil was made for you.

$169 / BOX
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Angela Shelton
The Human Behind the Oils

Meet Angela.

"I didn't make these because I wanted to start a company. I made them because nothing else worked. I figured if it worked on me, it'd work on you — and I was right."

Angela Shelton

Founder, Curator & Your Biggest Fan

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PORTALS TO PEACE

A Collection Built To Nourish

Every formula is built for what bodies actually go through. Life is easier when your body feels supported, your nervous system feels safe, and your shoulders aren’t carrying the weight of your ancestors.

Got Questions?

We've got answers (& a few opinions)

Everything you need to know before you buy. If something's still missing, just ask Angela — she will actually respond.

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What is Ex-It Oil and why does everyone lose their mind over it?

Ex-It Oil is a slow-macerated botanical concentrate — 8× the potency of most commercial oils because it's 90% actual medicine, 0% cheap filler. It penetrates deeper than surface treatments and carries a dose of edible gold, sacred resin, and Angela's complete disregard for mediocrity. Once you feel it, you'll understand the fuss.

Which product should I start with?

If you have chronic tension, back pain, or just need deep tissue relief — start with Ex-It Oil Dropper. If you want a daily ritual you'll actually maintain — Come-Free Roller is your move. If you run hot or deal with inflammation — Spicy Hot Mom is waiting for you.

What comes in the Holy Hot Mom Box?

Angela personally curates each box with the current HHM lineup — typically a full-size Ex-It Oil, a Come-Free Roller, a specialty formula, and occasionally surprise extras. Monthly subscribers get the box plus Skool community access included. Check the Box page for the current build.

What is Sacred Circus and do I have to be into crystals?

Sacred Circus is Angela's live community — weekly calls, full moon cleanse sessions, accountability, and a group of real humans who are done pretending they're fine. Crystals optional. Sense of humor required.

Do you ship internationally?

Yes. Ships globally. Allow 10–14 business days for processing (oils are made to order) plus your regional shipping time. Worth the wait.

Can I cancel my membership?

Yes, anytime — no guilt, no runaround, no passive-aggressive retention emails. We'd rather you stay because it works than because the cancel button is hidden.

"It's not just oil.
It's a Portal."