Are you ready to Exit the Matrix?
Join the 60 day cohort with Angela Shelton (& guests) to slay parasites and completely reclaim your life, all while having fun and remembering the number one antidote.
Imagine Where You'll Be In 60 Days.
This is possibility, not a promise. Your body is intelligent. Your healing is unique. This is what becomes available when you commit.
The fog begins to lift.
Mental clarity returns. You stop reaching for caffeine to compensate for a body that has been doing too much for too long.
Energy returns — naturally.
You wake rested. Afternoons no longer feel like surviving. Your battery starts to hold a charge again.
Bloating and inflammation ease.
Your body stops fighting itself. The chronic puffiness, the discomfort, the gut chaos — it starts to quiet down.
The emotional weight begins to shift.
You start releasing what was never yours to carry. The heaviness lifts — not all at once, but steadily, noticeably.
You stop isolating.
You reach out instead of in. You let people hold you. You discover that being witnessed is part of the medicine.
Your body stops being the enemy.
You begin to see it as an ally — extraordinarily intelligent, doing its best, waiting to be supported instead of fought.
You remember how to play.
Lightness returns. You laugh more easily. Joy starts to feel like a natural state rather than a rare lucky accident.
You heal inside a community.
You stop doing it alone and discover something surprising: healing together is faster, deeper, and a lot more fun.
Everything Included.
One investment. Three powerful components. A community that holds you through all of it.
Holy Hot Mom Box
The complete parasite protocol box — curated botanicals, HHM Castor Oil, and everything you need delivered to your door before we begin.
- Parasite-targeted botanical blend
- HHM Castor Oil
- Pantry prep checklist
- Full protocol guide
- Starter workbook
Skool Community Access
Private access to the Sacred Circus Slayers Hub — your community home for the entire 60 days and beyond.
- Weekly Focus & Alignment Call (live)
- All call replays
- Private member forum
- Resource library
- Community accountability
Parasite Protocol PDF
Your complete 60-day roadmap. When to take what. What to eat. How to support your body at every stage.
- 60-day protocol calendar
- Anti-parasite food guide
- Supplement timing chart
- Shopping list
- Troubleshooting guide
Ready to Begin?
Everything you need. One cohort. One price. No hidden fees, no upsells, no BS.
Starts August 8, 2026 · $333 total
What You'll Learn.
Across 24 live calls and 60 days of community healing, you'll explore the full landscape of physical and energetic wellness.
The gut-brain-parasite connection and why you feel what you feel
Emotional patterns stored in the body and how to begin releasing them
Lymphatic drainage — what it is, why it matters, and how to do it at home
Castor oil packs — the protocol, the timing, and why they work
Anti-parasite botanical remedies and how to use them safely
Breathwork for nervous system regulation during detox
Somatic tools for processing what the body is releasing
Anti-inflammatory eating during each phase of the cleanse
Community healing — what it means to witness and be witnessed
Play as medicine — using joy and humor as active healing tools
Rebuilding your relationship with your body after years of fighting it
Long-term maintenance — how to keep what you've reclaimed
Meet The People Who Will Walk With You.
Angela has curated a team of healers who bring depth, humor, and genuine expertise to every call.
Angela Shelton
Survivor, author, filmmaker, and the woman who turned her own healing journey into a movement that helps others remember they are not alone. Angela brings warmth, humor, and radical honesty to every call.
Kahsia Solaire
Kahsia brings depth, grounded wisdom, and a gift for meeting people exactly where they are. Her sessions are transformative.
Katie Rose
Katie weaves together practical tools and heart-centered teaching in a way that makes the complex feel simple and the hard feel possible.
Evan
Evan's approach is equal parts science and soul — expect real information, real talk, and the kind of perspective that shifts something fundamental.
Good Questions Deserve Real Answers.
What exactly is included in the cohort?
You get the Holy Hot Mom Box shipped to your door (the complete parasite protocol box), access to the private Skool community, the Parasite Protocol PDF guide, and 24 live calls with Angela Shelton and special guest healers across 60 days. Everything you need is included in the one-time investment of $333.
When does it start and how long does it run?
The cohort begins on August 8, 2026 — the Lion's Gate Portal — and runs for 60 days. The live calls are scheduled throughout the 60-day window, and you'll receive the full schedule when you enroll.
What if I miss a live call?
Every call is recorded. Replays are available in the private Skool community, so you can watch at your own pace. Life happens — we've got you.
Do I need the Holy Hot Mom Box to participate?
The box is included in the cohort price and is part of the protocol. We'll use specific products from the box throughout the 60 days, so it's designed to work as a complete system. It will be shipped to you before the cohort begins.
Is this right for me if I've never done a parasite cleanse before?
Yes. This cohort is designed for people at all experience levels — whether you've been deep in the parasite rabbit hole for months or you're brand new to the concept. Angela meets you where you are and guides you through every step.
Is this medical advice?
No. This program is for informational and educational purposes only. It is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease or medical condition. We strongly encourage you to consult with a qualified healthcare professional before starting any new wellness protocol.
What is the refund policy?
Due to the physical product included in the cohort, we are unable to offer refunds once the box has shipped. We encourage you to reach out to us at hello@holhotmom.com before enrolling if you have questions about whether this is the right fit for you.
What does 'energetic healing' mean — is this woo?
We believe the body keeps score — that physical and emotional health are deeply connected. Some of what we explore sits at the edge of what mainstream medicine acknowledges, and we make no apologies for that. We're not here to shame or push. We're here to offer tools, community, and a space to get curious. You take what resonates and leave the rest.