Deep Diving Into Your Drawers!

Did you ever think that a Hot Mom would be taking about your private lips, holes, and souls to play away your pain? Well, here we are! 

I am a movie maker, Superhero, and alchemist here to bling your booty!

Come into our LIVE shows and ask questions and join our Holy Hot Mom Squad Skool to be in the Comedy Show and sing your happy endings! 

From horrible you-can't-tell-stories to hush hush hemorrhoids, you tell me EVERYTHING! 

I listen because I hear on deeper levels and concoct happy ending stories! Especially when the happy ending is your EXIT out of pain!

Never did I ever think that I as a filmmaker would be at farmer's markets talking about your booty holes, and here we are! 

Full disclosure, my intentions behind ALL of my work from festivals to farms is to eradicate CSA and the chronic pains that come with it from the world -  for fun! 

CSA is child so horrible abuse and though not all of us have been through that, the effects of it affect all of us!

I dare all of us to flip CSA into being Children's Sacred Agents - even for our inner children!

What's that got to do with your booty hole? Everything! 

Perps, the Butt of Jokes

Now, about your booty hole, that bewildering spot, the brown eye, the itchy spot...

The perpetrators behind worldwide CSA are the SAME perps poisoning people so that they can do more of their creepy weirdo rituals and try to enslave humanity. 

When I was gifted with the discovery that the creepy weirdos are connected to other creepy weirdos in our bodies that COMMUNICATE WITH EACH OTHER I created the Holy Hot Mom Ex-It oil to be OUR EXIT! 

This oil was made for our booties, yes your but, butt really? Yes, really - the butt. 

The perps try to make us the butt of their jokes and they laugh during their morbid rituals. I do not play in those parties or subscribe to that nonsense. I laugh at creepy weirdos who are ancient and ugly. 

I concocted the Holy Hot Mom blends with the intention of blocking, slaying, blinding, thwarting, numbing, and dumbing all creepy weirdos like they have been trying to numb and dumb humanity. 

The pain in your butt is connected to all the other pains in butts worldwide. 

Wait, what? Yea, truth is stinky sometimes. And perps are connected and your pain is connected to mine. I'm giving you all my exit routes with roots because there are more of us than there are of them! 

By you loving and laughing joyously in your full body - you slay the creeps in more ways than one, so let's play! 

The creepies have so many ways they try to get you as close to despair as possible because your delightful joyful self numbed with pain, shame, and frustration tastes delicious to them! 

You being in pain is what the creepy weirdos love, especially when it has shame attached to it. They love shame in your butt! 

Usually, when it comes to the booty, there are more secret stories there too. I've heard you tell me about unspeakable things that happened in childhood, or that teen time, or that unwanted attack, the bad relationship, the self abuse, the bad decisions that lead to the negative self talk and the body pains... 

When I started to share the oil as an option, I started to hear things like this:

HOW TO USE EX-IT OIL ON YOUR EXIT

Hemorrhoids or Piles? The word “hemorrhoid” is derived from the Greek words “haema” that means BLOOD and “rhoos” that means FLOWING while the term “piles” comes from the Latin word “pila” which means BALL. Really? Could that mean blood flowing for ball? 

Did I mention that creepy weirdos talk to each other??

Meanwhile, we get to speak in code talking about dirty rotten things because dirty rotten creepy weirods do not want you to have a fun fix or joyous feelings and they definitely do not like it when it's funny! 

So LAUGH while you rub in your Holy Hot Mom where the sun should shine! (Psst: also try aiming your moon at the sun too! 

For another fun exercise - Simply pump out some Ex-It Oil onto your hand or use the divine dropper to put some on your fingers and slather your precious point after the shower or relieving yourself or when you first wake up and definitely before you go to sleep! 

Give your booty some bling!

There's edible gold in there (that's not glitter) and it's part of the power of this bottle -  Frankincense, Myrrh, and Gold and key characters in this Holy concoction against evil demonic creepy weirdos. 

Where Else To Oil Up?

Your Exit is the original focus of the Ex-It Oil and the final recipe was for lady parts so the root is the root focus all the way up to your pineal gland, which is why we say it's good for all lips, holes, and souls. 

So put it on your lips.

Put it in your holes, even your belly button when you sleep!

For your souls, use it on your lymph nodes, back of neck, temples, heart, throat, hands, and feet, during your breath work and meditations. 

^{But what about more butt? SPEAK joy into your pain as you oil up daily on the old issues at your exit. Keep a journal about how your body, dreams, and life adjusts.}

^{Your exit is all the exit for creepy weirdos!}

^{Your body is HOLY and their contracts are canceled.} 

^{Use the words that come when the oils. Create your own versions.} 

^Exercise: 

^{Breathe slowly and count to 7 as you breathe in, seven as you hold your breath, and seven as you exhale in a loop as you anoint yourself and your parts in oil. As you breathe slowly and hold your breath, give yourself permission to feel the pleasure in playing away your pain!} 

When you are ready - LAUGH! You have permission. 

You also have permission to feel the Light of Joy in your Holy Hot Human self! 

Now, write a song about blinging your booty and come into the comedy show! 

Love, 

Holy Hot Mom