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Your Holy Hot Mom

LAUGHTER - JOY - LOVE 

Welcome! May all your chronic pain and bs that goes on inside your body, mind, and spirit be lifted and Love and laughter pour in so that your live joyously, no matter what you've been through! 

Especially if you've been a victim of CSA, or loved them, or worked to help them. You didn’t land here by accident. I'm the Angela Shelton who went Searching for Angela Shelton in my documentary that was on Oprah and 48 Hours etc. I've spoken in every state and been down every highway. Yes, that was me who started that dance floor. hehe

I'm also the Angela Shelton who is SAFE SIDE SUPERCHICK! Yes, that's me! Kids babies to about 8 go bananas for me, you're welcome! Bring me to your schools when we do events in your town. 

I'm also the Angela Shelton who made the prison boxing film (you must see) THE HAMMER aka Heart, Baby! I also am behind and in the golf comedy Eagle and the Albatross. 

I also have a comedy cooking show and got fired from Notre Dame because of it. 

No matter what product or project you discover me through - I am a BIG MOUTH about and am here to eradicate CSA (child s--- abuse) and provide escape routes to take our bodies, minds, and spirits back while we slay and block the perps. 

The OIL started when I discovered the link from parasites to perps. 

I started full tilt boogie parasite cleansing and saw a drastic difference in my mental health. Hmmm... you don't say. I crafted this concoction to slay the demons and create a spiritual shield and true anointing oil in the real war happening inside our bodies, minds, to steal our souls. 

I am not playing in that perp party. We are laughing and dancing our way out of this prison. If you want to stay on the surface - I'm a real life milf Holy Hot Mom who LOVES men and am here to help you heal and have Holy bedrooms and love up the women more and make them laugh more and I made a super sexy oil for that purpose - rub it in! 

If you want to stay on the removing physical pain level - this is all how I got out of a wheelchair and chronic health issues! 

If you want to go deeper into the spiritual war - keep going and keep rubbing it in!

Why the Oil Exists (and Why It Works)

I concocted this oil combination to slay my own demons — physical, emotional, spiritual — after a lifetime of my body being hijacked, ignored, overworked, and poisoned. 

I was in and out of hospitals for breathing issues, told that I'd be on steroids my entire life and always had to have inhalers on hand and a nebulizer in my house. I was also in a wheelchair for chronic back pack and facing surgery and a life of meds. I'm now off of all pharma completely and never felt, looked, and breathed better and I'm in my 50s. Next level bedroom life too. Wow times 5000. 

I grew up in the mountains of North Carolina, a loud-mouthed, artistic redneck cursing kid who fought bullies while navigating foster care, generational trauma, abuse, and poverty. I learned early how to escape systems and saw how they weren’t built to protect us. 

When my body started breaking down later in life, and I was in the worst pain of my entire life I considered ending it all to be honest. It was that painful. At first I outsourced my healing and listened to the indoctrinated, because "doctors know best, right?"

Not exactly. It's all a lie. 

I listened to grandma who kept pointing out things that grew in the yard. I listened. I tried. I saw firsthand healing...

Then I truly LISTENED to a higher calling - and wrote the book Meat, Milk, and Men (that I send you in my emails btw) 

I listened. I experimented. I remembered who I was. 

Then I was gifted with the info about the parasites... that is also in my next movie, a Sci-fi, because yeahh... it's just a movie... 

It's more like we are living in a sci-fi and the creepers are torturing kids in tunnels while feeding and filling the folks above with distractions and dumbness. 

Well, I made a oil to slay and block them so that you remember who you are. 

I made it for my booty hole and body. So yes, actually literally actually as the kids say these days - literally put it on your booty hole (or use it for booty time whaaa)

I made it to put over every bump and itch and weird spot on my body. Because those creepy worms with ugly faces come out of your butt and your skin (ahhhhhhh) 

I made the oil to put on my temples for a headache and the back of my neck for tightness and to use on my lymph nodes and while doing fascia releasing. <-- TRY THAT! 

I made it for full body massage, safe for all lips, holes, and soles. 

Yeah, it's weird. A butt oil leads to spiritual awakening. 

I also made a prison boxing move that's not about boxing too.

This is all too weird to be weird! 

And so are you - you know me now, so don't worry about coming out of your weird shell, I'm weirder and I'll start the dance floors to slay all these creeps while WE have more joy. 

Your Holy Hot Mom Ex-It the matrix oil was born out of taking my body back — using herbs, castor oil, ritual, touch, breath, and truth so that YOU can now dance painfree too. 

Let's go! 

I started sharing this at my tattoo artist's spot while I got my sleeve tattoo that tells my entire spiritual journey and his clients started coming back with the best testimonials. Then I go from film festivals to farmer's markets and getting repeat customers lifting old paims and emotions and peace was reclaimed, sleep came back, calm joy entered, and much like seeing folks first see my documentary and break their silence - I am hooked on witnessing your chronic pain lift! 

And know how my work leads to your peace which leads to use slaying the beast bitches simply by BEING us - I'm sold and I love you much! 

The magic and miracles are in the slaying of bad guys and remembering who you are. 

Want to know more of me? Here you go: 

The Original Red Flag - My Science Fair Project when I was 12:

 

When I was twelve, I entered a science fair with a system analysis showing how additives and preservatives in mass-produced food create lifelong customers for doctors and pharmaceuticals.

I didn’t win.

But I never forgot.

That project cracked my understanding of how bodies are managed, numbed, and monetized — and why reclaiming your body is a radical revolution!

Holy Hot Mom is a continuation of that same instinct:

If the system made you sick, your healing won’t come from the system.

Filmmaker. Fighter. Professional Truth-Teller.

 

You might know me from my films.

Searching for Angela Shelton sent me across the country interviewing women who shared my name — uncovering how common abuse really is, and how resilient survivors are when they’re finally believed.

Heart, Baby! (aka The Hammer) dropped me into the world of boxing, rage, discipline, and redemption — exploring how pain moves through the body and what happens when it finally gets an outlet.

I make films the same way I make oil:

with honesty, pressure, humor, and zero interest in pretending everything is fine.

This Is Not Just a Product.

It’s a Portal.

Holy Hot Mom is for people who are done bypassing.

It’s for those who want:

• Relief without numbing
  
  

• Healing without shame
  
  

• Strength without hardness
  
  

• Sensuality without apology
  
  

You don’t need to “believe” anything.

You just need to be willing to touch your body with care and curiosity.

Oil up. Breathe. Listen. Repeat.

The Sacred Circus (and Why You’ll Want to Binge)

Everything I make lives inside what I call  the Sacred Circus — a place where truth is told with humor, healing is playful, and nobody is required to be perfect to belong.

Inside, you’ll find:

• Healthy and reviving healing activities and tools for your body, mind, and spirit
  

• FUN profound play that is trauma informed
  

• Community and solo spaces where we work things out like a kid or an adult. You can find a hammock and go disappear or find a demon and craft your sword
  

• Laughter as medicine (non-negotiable)
  

I invite people into a new PLAYFUL relationship — with their bodies, their stories, and their own authority.

Start Where You Are - BE IN LOVE! 

 

If you’re here, start simple.

👉 Try the oil.

👉 Watch a film. Get my entire healing library from 20+ years of expertise HERE

👉 Read something that makes you feel seen. 

And if something shifts — physically, emotionally, spiritually — welcome.

You’re already part of it.

Ready to feel your body again?

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